Santa-Banta Jokes

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For ppl who havent seen before.............

Santa bought a new mobile.

He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed.

Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610."

Santa : I am a Proud Santa, My son is in Medical College.

Banta : Really, what is he studying?

Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.

Santa: What is Common between Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus?

Banta: All are Born on Government Holidays.

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue?

Banta: Very long!

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.

Santa: Hai.

Frog: Nahin hai.

Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.

Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi?

Banta was caught for speeding and went before the judge.

The judge: What will you take 30 days or Rs.3000?

Banta: I think I'll take the money.

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.

Banta: He probably might have got a lot of applause when he came out.

Santa: He never came out of the cage!

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever

What comes first the chicken or the egg?

O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

Teacher to Banta: Where were you born?

Banta : In Tiruvanantapuram.

Teacher : Spell it?

Banta : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

Santa : People consider me as a GOD

Banta : How do you know??

Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! You have came again.

Santa complained to Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.

Police : Why did the thief not take the TV?

Santa : I was watching the TV.

[Gunner]