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[krisomania2043]

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

bcoz it means...
E-End of

T-thinking

C-capacity.



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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?

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?

?Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
"I Luv u"

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GAME OVER.!
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When do you knw ur in love?

Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan

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Wht is the Diff b/w

Young Age & Old Age?
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Simple..
In Young Age

Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

In Old Age

Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-

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"Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that-

'People are more interested in others life than their own-!

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A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:

If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE?

The Best Answer

- Why d Hell Should I recognize?

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V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,

44 as FortyFour,

55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?

Doubt By last bench asociation...

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What is the diff. between "GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"andEvery word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"

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Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?
think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.



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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL?

Guess Guess Guess Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..

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Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding.....
B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........

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What is the height of confusion?
Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?
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100% Attendence... :-P

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QUES - Where can u see mangoes? On mango trees? NO.At fruit shop? WRONG AGAIN....Fir kaha?

ANS - Jaha jaha women go,piche piche Man(goes).
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Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI

&

SUNAMI ?

Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,

SUNAMI is Total Wash.!

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The bestesht one!!!
Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend

“U r my Best Friend”

But





Do u have courage tell to ur Wife

“U r my Best Wife?”



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[ravana]

brotheru title ki lopala matterki emanna link vunda. ayina kani


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[manmadudhu]

some are read before.....but some r interesting  *=: *=: *=: *=:

[ROUDRAM]

*=: *=: thankyou

[bladepaparao]

baaa..... *=: *=: *=: *=: you rock you rock you rock you rock
"Why the hell i shd recognize" keka.... CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y
once agin... you rock you rock you rock you rock you rock you rock you rock you rock you rock you rock you rock you rock
naa laptop lo save cheskoni oka 1 yr tarvata vestanu malli...afudu navvukovacchu andaram....
CITI_$D# CITI_$D# CITI_$D# CITI_$D# CITI_$D# CITI_$D#

[the_fairy]

[quote author=manmadudhu link=topic=234612.msg2919613#msg2919613 date=1315453574]
some are read before.....but some r interesting  *=: *=: *=: *=:
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@gr33d kaani  *=: *=:

[krisomania2043]

[quote author=ravana link=topic=234612.msg2919605#msg2919605 date=1315453437]
brotheru title ki lopala matterki emanna link vunda. ayina kani


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aaa[img]http://i41.tinypic.com/4izu4m.gif[/img] em pettalo artam kale baaa anduke ala fost esa ..kani matter bagundi anifichindi [img width=184 height=115]http://www.andhrawatch.com/images/stories/afbrahmigifs/2.gif[/img]so title to panentani