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Physics would have been much much Easier...
If..
If..
If..
If..
The Tree itself had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead of the Apple..!!
*****************************************************************
How Newton Died ?

.
.
He died After seen South Indian Movies..

.
Coz He Couldnt Bear Rajnikant Breakin All The Law Of Physics which He
Made...
****************************************************************

WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL?

" W "!!

B'COZ ALL WORIES START WITH "W"

WHO?
WHY?
WHAT?
WHEN?
WHICH?
WHOM?
WHERE?
WAR!
AND FINALLY

WIFE....!
**************************************************************


GOD:I Can’t Be Everywhere So I Created MOTHERS

DEVIL:I Can’t Be Everywhere So I Created GIRLS.

GOD: Don’t Worry I Have Created BOYS To Change Them To MOTHERS!

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Moral of the movie ROBOT-
.
...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
A girl can not only spoil a man but even machines-!:-o ;-)

*****************************************************

newton's law:
lecturing is d phenomenon of transferin the info 4m d notes of lecture to
the students notes without passing throu'd brain of either

****************************************************************

SUBSE BADA DESH PREMI KOUN?


SOCHO..


THODA AUR SOCHO..


FIR SE SOCHO..

"A PERSON SITTING ON WESTERN TOILET
IN INDIAN STYLE"...!!!


****************************************************************
Gals Language:
Stupid(U r Smart)
Idiot(U r Cute)
Shut up( i luv u)
I'll kill u(I'll die 4 u)
GN(All slept u can cal me nw)
Fwd 2 gals to laugh & boys 2 undrstnd

****************************************************************

When Alchohol is consumed,
Whatever is in the mind comes out...


So I suggest all students to drink before writing da exams.

****************************************************************
You know a
Crazy fact of todays generation
:Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers.
But now they drink like their Fathers...!!!

****************************************************************
what is swarg?
american salary,
british house,
chinese food,
indian wife,
what is narak?
american wife,
british food,
chinese house,
indian salary

****************************************************************

A Sign At A Petrol pump ...


"Plz ... Don't Smoke Here ... Your Life May Be Worthless,
But
Petrol Certainly Isn't...!"

****************************************************************
The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl.
It begins when she turn back and gives a smile.

****************************************************************

If u r with 1 girl its Anand...
If u r with 2 girls its Mahanand...
If u r with 3 girls its Parmanand but
If u r with many girls then u must b Swami Nityanand.

****************************************************************

Earlier
Luv Startd wid Eyes
Grew wid Gifts
Ended wid Tears


Now: Luv Starts frm Cellphone
Grows wid Msgs
&
Ends wid "Upbhogta
Kisi aur Call par Vyast hai.

****************************************************************
When u read a love message,
U never think of the person who sent u the sms..
But u think of the person whom u love the most!!
STRANGE..

sala kharcha kiska
or
Charcha kiska!

****************************************************************

The Trouble With The World Is That, The Stupids Are Full Of Confidence And
The Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts

*******************************************************************
A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:

Antaraatma Celebrity

Antaraatma

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k2s PRODUCER

k2s

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[quote name='dalapathi' timestamp='1318255308' post='2967098']
*****************************************************************
Physics would have been much much Easier...
If..
If..
If..
If..
The Tree itself had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead of the Apple..!!
*****************************************************************
How Newton Died ?

.
.
He died After seen South Indian Movies..

.
Coz He Couldnt Bear Rajnikant Breakin All The Law Of Physics which He
Made...
****************************************************************

WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL?

" W "!!

B'COZ ALL WORIES START WITH "W"

WHO?
WHY?
WHAT?
WHEN?
WHICH?
WHOM?
WHERE?
WAR!
AND FINALLY

WIFE....!
**************************************************************


GOD:I Can’t Be Everywhere So I Created MOTHERS

DEVIL:I Can’t Be Everywhere So I Created GIRLS.

GOD: Don’t Worry I Have Created BOYS To Change Them To MOTHERS!

****************************************************************
Moral of the movie ROBOT-
.
...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
A girl can not only spoil a man but even machines-!:-o ;-)

*****************************************************

newton's law:
lecturing is d phenomenon of transferin the info 4m d notes of lecture to
the students notes without passing throu'd brain of either

****************************************************************

SUBSE BADA DESH PREMI KOUN?


SOCHO..


THODA AUR SOCHO..


FIR SE SOCHO..

"A PERSON SITTING ON WESTERN TOILET
IN INDIAN STYLE"...!!!


****************************************************************
Gals Language:
Stupid(U r Smart)
Idiot(U r Cute)
Shut up( i luv u)
I'll kill u(I'll die 4 u)
GN(All slept u can cal me nw)
Fwd 2 gals to laugh & boys 2 undrstnd

****************************************************************

When Alchohol is consumed,
Whatever is in the mind comes out...


So I suggest all students to drink before writing da exams.

****************************************************************
You know a
Crazy fact of todays generation
:Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers.
But now they drink like their Fathers...!!!

****************************************************************
what is swarg?
american salary,
british house,
chinese food,
indian wife,
what is narak?
american wife,
british food,
chinese house,
indian salary

****************************************************************

A Sign At A Petrol pump ...


"Plz ... Don't Smoke Here ... Your Life May Be Worthless,
But
Petrol Certainly Isn't...!"

****************************************************************
The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl.
It begins when she turn back and gives a smile.

****************************************************************

If u r with 1 girl its Anand...
If u r with 2 girls its Mahanand...
If u r with 3 girls its Parmanand but
If u r with many girls then u must b Swami Nityanand.

****************************************************************

Earlier
Luv Startd wid Eyes
Grew wid Gifts
Ended wid Tears


Now: Luv Starts frm Cellphone
Grows wid Msgs
&
Ends wid "Upbhogta
Kisi aur Call par Vyast hai.

****************************************************************
When u read a love message,
U never think of the person who sent u the sms..
But u think of the person whom u love the most!!
STRANGE..

sala kharcha kiska
or
Charcha kiska!

****************************************************************

The Trouble With The World Is That, The Stupids Are Full Of Confidence And
The Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts

*******************************************************************
A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:
[/quote]

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chillax Celebrity

chillax

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Posted

[quote name='dalapathi' timestamp='1318255308' post='2967098']
*****************************************************************
Physics would have been much much Easier...
If..
If..
If..
If..
The Tree itself had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead of the Apple..!!
*****************************************************************
How Newton Died ?

.
.
He died After seen South Indian Movies..

.
Coz He Couldnt Bear Rajnikant Breakin All The Law Of Physics which He
Made...
****************************************************************

WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL?

" W "!!

B'COZ ALL WORIES START WITH "W"

WHO?
WHY?
WHAT?
WHEN?
WHICH?
WHOM?
WHERE?
WAR!
AND FINALLY

WIFE....!
**************************************************************


GOD:I Can’t Be Everywhere So I Created MOTHERS

DEVIL:I Can’t Be Everywhere So I Created GIRLS.

GOD: Don’t Worry I Have Created BOYS To Change Them To MOTHERS!

****************************************************************
Moral of the movie ROBOT-
.
...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
A girl can not only spoil a man but even machines-!:-o ;-)

*****************************************************

newton's law:
lecturing is d phenomenon of transferin the info 4m d notes of lecture to
the students notes without passing throu'd brain of either

****************************************************************

SUBSE BADA DESH PREMI KOUN?


SOCHO..


THODA AUR SOCHO..


FIR SE SOCHO..

"A PERSON SITTING ON WESTERN TOILET
IN INDIAN STYLE"...!!!


****************************************************************
Gals Language:
Stupid(U r Smart)
Idiot(U r Cute)
Shut up( i luv u)
I'll kill u(I'll die 4 u)
GN(All slept u can cal me nw)
Fwd 2 gals to laugh & boys 2 undrstnd

****************************************************************

When Alchohol is consumed,
Whatever is in the mind comes out...


So I suggest all students to drink before writing da exams.

****************************************************************
You know a
Crazy fact of todays generation
:Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers.
But now they drink like their Fathers...!!!

****************************************************************
what is swarg?
american salary,
british house,
chinese food,
indian wife,
what is narak?
american wife,
british food,
chinese house,
indian salary

****************************************************************

A Sign At A Petrol pump ...


"Plz ... Don't Smoke Here ... Your Life May Be Worthless,
But
Petrol Certainly Isn't...!"

****************************************************************
The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl.
It begins when she turn back and gives a smile.

****************************************************************

If u r with 1 girl its Anand...
If u r with 2 girls its Mahanand...
If u r with 3 girls its Parmanand but
If u r with many girls then u must b Swami Nityanand.

****************************************************************

Earlier
Luv Startd wid Eyes
Grew wid Gifts
Ended wid Tears


Now: Luv Starts frm Cellphone
Grows wid Msgs
&
Ends wid "Upbhogta
Kisi aur Call par Vyast hai.

****************************************************************
When u read a love message,
U never think of the person who sent u the sms..
But u think of the person whom u love the most!!
STRANGE..

sala kharcha kiska
or
Charcha kiska!

****************************************************************

The Trouble With The World Is That, The Stupids Are Full Of Confidence And
The Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts

*******************************************************************
A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:
[/quote]

[img]http://i56.tinypic.com/117yzxe.jpg[/img]

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balu_gani

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GOD:I Can’t Be Everywhere So I Created MOTHERS

DEVIL:I Can’t Be Everywhere So I Created GIRLS.

GOD: Don’t Worry I Have Created BOYS To Change Them To MOTHERS!
[img]http://i56.tinypic.com/117yzxe.jpg[/img]

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