ding Posted October 19, 2011 Report Posted October 19, 2011 [b][color=blue][size=5]Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?[/size][/color][/b] [b]bcoz it means...[/b] [b]E-End of[/b] [b]T-thinking[/b] [b]C-capacity.[/b] [b]-----------------------------------------[/b] [b]How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?[/b] [b]?[/b] [b]?[/b] [b]?[/b] [b]?[/b] [b]?[/b] [b]Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..[/b] [b]" too"[/b] [b].[/b] [b].[/b] [b]GAME OVER.![/b] [b]-----------------------------------------[/b] [b]When do you knw ur in love?[/b] [b]Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan[/b] [b]-----------------------------------------[/b] [b]Wht is the Diff b/w[/b] [b]Young Age & Old Age?[/b] [b]*[/b] [b]Simple..[/b] [b]In Young Age[/b] [b]Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..[/b] [b]In Old Age[/b] [b]Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-[/b] [b]-----------------------------------------[/b] [b]"Why is Facebook such a hit?[/b] [b]It works on the principle that-[/b] [b]'People are more interested in others life than their own-![/b] [b]-----------------------------------------[/b] [b]A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:[/b] [b]If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your[/b] [b]WIFE?[/b] [b]The Best Answer[/b] [b]- Why d Hell Should I recognise?[/b] [b]-----------------------------------------[/b] [b]V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,[/b] [b]44 as FortyFour,[/b] [b]55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?[/b] [b]Doubt By last bench asociation...[/b] [b]-----------------------------------------[/b] [b]What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?Every word spoken by the[/b] [b]girlfriend is "GHAZAL"andEvery word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"[/b] [b]-----------------------------------------[/b] [b]Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?think.think..think...U ll get a holiday[/b] [b]for pongal but not for idly.[/b] [b]----------------------------------------[/b] [b]What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess[/b] [b]Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..[/b] [b]-----------------------------------------[/b] [b]Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding.....[/b] [b]B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R[/b] [b]DEAD"...........[/b] [b]-----------------------------------------[/b] [b]What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK[/b] [b]in a Plate full of noodles.[/b] [b]-----------------------------------------[/b] [b]Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u[/b] [b]study ?[/b] [b].[/b] [b].[/b] [b].[/b] [b].[/b] [b].[/b] [b].[/b] [b].[/b] [b].[/b] [b].[/b] [b].[/b] [b].[/b] [b].[/b] [b].[/b] [b].[/b] [b].[/b] [b].[/b] [b].[/b] [b].[/b] [b].[/b] [b].[/b] [b].[/b] [b].[/b] [b].[/b] [b].[/b] [b].[/b] [b]100% Attendence... :-P[/b] [b]-----------------------------------------[/b] [b]QUES - Where can u see mangoes? On mango trees? NO.At fruit shop? WRONG[/b] [b]AGAIN....Fir kaha?[/b] [b]ANS - Jaha jaha women go,piche piche Man(goes).[/b] [b]-----------------------------------------[/b] [b]-----------------------------------------[/b] [b]Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI[/b] [b]&[/b] [b]SUNAMI ?[/b] [b]Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,[/b] [b]SUNAMI is Total Wash.![/b] [b]-----------------------------------------[/b] [b]Difference between Friend & Wife[/b] [b]U can Tell ur Friend[/b] [b]"U r my Best Friend"[/b] [b]But[/b] [b]Do u have courage tell to ur Wife[/b] [b]"U r my Best Wife?"[/b]
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