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[left][size=5]1) Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you[/size][/left]
[size=5]have left will start to move faster than the one you[/size]
[size=5]are in now.[/size]

[size=5]2) Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number,[/size]
[size=5]you never get a busy tone.[/size]

[size=5]3) Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands[/size]
[size=5]become coated with grease, your nose will begin to[/size]
[size=5]itch.[/size]

[size=5]4) Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped,[/size]
[size=5]will roll to the least accessible corner.[/size]

[size=5]5) Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were[/size]
[size=5]late for work because you had a flat tire, the next[/size]
[size=5]morning you will[/size]
[size=5]have a flat tire.[/size]

[size=5]6) Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in[/size]
[size=5]water, the telephone rings.[/size]

[size=5]7) Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting[/size]
[size=5]someone you know increases when you are with someone[/size]
[size=5]you don't want to[/size]
[size=5]be seen with.[/size]

[size=5]8) Law of the Result: When you try to prove to[/size]
[size=5]someone that a machine won't work, it will.[/size]

[size=5]9) Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch[/size]
[size=5]is inversely proportional to the reach.[/size]

[size=5]10) Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the[/size]
[size=5]furthest from the aisle arrive last.[/size]

[size=5]11) Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a[/size]
[size=5]cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do[/size]
[size=5]something which will[/size]
[size=5]last until the coffee is cold.[/size]

[size=5]12) Law of Proposal : After u accept a proposal you[/size]
[size=5]will get a better one.[/size]

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these called
[b] Murphy's laws[/b]

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[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=5]11) Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=5]cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=5]something which will[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=5]last until the coffee is cold.[/size][/font][/color]



[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=5]8) Law of the Result: When you try to prove to[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=5]someone that a machine won't work, it will.[/size][/font][/color]

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