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[b] [url="http://jokinglmao.blogspot.com/2011/05/little-johny-back-again.html"]Little Johny back again:[/url][/b]
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[left]TEACHER: IF I GAVE YOU 2 CATS, AND ANOTHER 2 CATS AND ANOTHER 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven Sir

Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2,

how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven!!!

Very angry Teacher: Where the ** do you get seven from?!?!?

Very angry Johnny: Because I *** have one at home!![/left][/size][/font][/color]

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