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Teacher: what's wrong?

Johnny : our house is very small, Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed. Every nyt my dad asks if I'm sleeping,

I say No then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye :'(

Teacher: tonight wen ur dad asks, keep dead quiet, don't answer.:x

The following morning Johnnys teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face.

Teacher: My goodness why the swelling?

Johnny: Dad asked me again if I was sleeping....... I shut up an kept dead still.

Then my dad & my mom started moving, u know, Mum was breathing heavy, kicking her legs up an making moaning noises.

Then my dad asked my mum, “R u cumin?“

Mum said, “Yes I'm cumin, r u cumin too?“ Dad answered: “Yes“.

They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me,

I'm coming too...:o

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