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[color=#ff0000]After 10 yrs:-
Teacher earns 20 lakhs, Doctor- 50 lakhs, Engineer- 60 lakhs, IAS officer – 70 laksh
But
Sanyasi – 1177 crore (Choose ur Career)[/color]

[color=#0000cd]ANNA HAZARE Ko dekh kar 8 years ka bachha bola!
Koi ise rok lo..!!
Nai to mere HISTORY me ek aur chapter add ho jayega..![/color]


[color=#00ff00]A Psychology report.. When 2 couples come face to face???
WIVES look at each other’s sarees and HUSBANDS look at each other’s wife!!..[/color]

[color=#8b4513]Height of Social Networking -
Teacher: Wer is ur homework?
Boy: Madam, plz check in FACEBOOK. I have uploaded a copy of it & tagged you......[/color]

[color=#a52a2a]Gal 2 her brother: Wat r u gng to gift grandma on her bday?
Boy: Football
Gal: But grandma doesnt play football?
Boy: On my bday she gav me books...[/color]
[color=#006400]Do you know why Yadiyurappa gave resignation on last day of the month (31st July)......
dont know
to get full salary........[/color]

Tiger: Ye saale discovery channel wale bahut pareshan karte hai .
Monkey: Kya Hua..?
Tiger: Are koi privacy nahi rahi, phir kehte hain tiger kam ho rahe hain

[color=#008080]UKG Kid: Dad can v go to McDonald today.
Dad: ya but only when u spell McDonald correctly.
Kid thought for a moment & said, k forget it dad let's go to KFC[/color]

[color=#ee82ee]T[/color][color=#EE82EE]eacher to kid: Write a note on Srilanka.
Kid wrote: Its a country whose map cums free along with d India map.[/color]

[color=#ffd700]A drunk guy falls from 1st floor.
People gathered around n asked him wat happend?
He said... "I dont knw, I also came down Just now..!!"[/color]


:) :) :) :) :)

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[quote name='the_fairy' timestamp='1321288065' post='3092035']
[color=#ff0000]After 10 yrs:-[/color]
Teacher earns 20 lakhs, Doctor- 50 lakhs, Engineer- 60 lakhs, IAS officer – 70 laksh
But
Sanyasi – 1177 crore (Choose ur Career)

[color=#0000cd]ANNA HAZARE Ko dekh kar 8 years ka bachha bola![/color]
Koi ise rok lo..!!
Nai to mere HISTORY me ek aur chapter add ho jayega..!


[color=#00ff00]A Psychology report.. When 2 couples come face to face???[/color]
WIVES look at each other’s sarees and HUSBANDS look at each other’s wife!!..

[color=#8b4513]Height of Social Networking -[/color]
Teacher: Wer is ur homework?
Boy: Madam, plz check in FACEBOOK. I have uploaded a copy of it & tagged you......

[color=#a52a2a]Gal 2 her brother: Wat r u gng to gift grandma on her bday?[/color]
Boy: Football
Gal: But grandma doesnt play football?
Boy: On my bday she gav me books...
[color=#006400]Do you know why Yadiyurappa gave resignation on last day of the month (31st July)......[/color]
dont know
to get full salary........

Tiger: Ye saale discovery channel wale bahut pareshan karte hai .
Monkey: Kya Hua..?
Tiger: Are koi privacy nahi rahi, phir kehte hain tiger kam ho rahe hain

[color=#008080]UKG Kid: Dad can v go to McDonald today.[/color]
Dad: ya but only when u spell McDonald correctly.
Kid thought for a moment & said, k forget it dad let's go to KFC

[color=#ee82ee]T[/color][color=#EE82EE]eacher to kid: Write a note on Srilanka.[/color]
Kid wrote: Its a country whose map cums free along with d India map.

[color=#ffd700]A drunk guy falls from 1st floor.[/color]
People gathered around n asked him wat happend?
He said... "I dont knw, I also came down Just now..!!"


:) :) :) :) :)
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[color=#ff0000]A drunk guy falls from 1st floor.
People gathered around n asked him wat happend?
He said... "I dont knw, I also came down Just now..!!"[/color]

idi keka ... @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% *=:

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[quote name='Antaraatma' timestamp='1321291486' post='3092190']
@3$% @3$% @3$%
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hey aatma .......hw r u ??

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[quote name='the_fairy' timestamp='1321292240' post='3092211']

hey aatma .......hw r u ??
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hey fellow piscean :D.. nenu doing good.. how r u? long time no see... DB maanesava :P

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[quote name='the_fairy' timestamp='1321288065' post='3092035']
[color=#ff0000]After 10 yrs:-[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Teacher earns 20 lakhs, Doctor- 50 lakhs, Engineer- 60 lakhs, IAS officer – 70 laksh[/color]
[color=#ff0000]But[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Sanyasi – 1177 crore (Choose ur Career)[/color]

[color=#0000cd]ANNA HAZARE Ko dekh kar 8 years ka bachha bola![/color]
[color=#0000cd]Koi ise rok lo..!![/color]
[color=#0000cd]Nai to mere HISTORY me ek aur chapter add ho jayega..![/color]


[color=#00ff00]A Psychology report.. When 2 couples come face to face???[/color]
[color=#00ff00]WIVES look at each other’s sarees and HUSBANDS look at each other’s wife!!..[/color]

[color=#8b4513]Height of Social Networking -[/color]
[color=#8b4513]Teacher: Wer is ur homework?[/color]
[color=#8b4513]Boy: Madam, plz check in FACEBOOK. I have uploaded a copy of it & tagged you......[/color]

[color=#a52a2a]Gal 2 her brother: Wat r u gng to gift grandma on her bday?[/color]
[color=#a52a2a]Boy: Football[/color]
[color=#a52a2a]Gal: But grandma doesnt play football?[/color]
[color=#a52a2a]Boy: On my bday she gav me books...[/color]
[color=#006400]Do you know why Yadiyurappa gave resignation on last day of the month (31st July)......[/color]
[color=#006400]dont know[/color]
[color=#006400]to get full salary........[/color]

Tiger: Ye saale discovery channel wale bahut pareshan karte hai .
Monkey: Kya Hua..?
Tiger: Are koi privacy nahi rahi, phir kehte hain tiger kam ho rahe hain

[color=#008080]UKG Kid: Dad can v go to McDonald today.[/color]
[color=#008080]Dad: ya but only when u spell McDonald correctly.[/color]
[color=#008080]Kid thought for a moment & said, k forget it dad let's go to KFC[/color]

[color=#ee82ee]T[/color][color=#ee82ee]eacher to kid: Write a note on Srilanka.[/color]
[color=#ee82ee]Kid wrote: Its a country whose map cums free along with d India map.[/color]

[color=#ffd700]A drunk guy falls from 1st floor.[/color]
[color=#ffd700]People gathered around n asked him wat happend?[/color]
[color=#ffd700]He said... "I dont knw, I also came down Just now..!!"[/color]


:) :) :) :) :)
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@3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$%

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[quote name='Antaraatma' timestamp='1321292410' post='3092217']

hey fellow piscean :D.. nenu doing good.. how r u? long time no see... DB maanesava :P
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nenu bhi fyn re......manayyaledu ......appudappudu cuming........lunch ayyinda??

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[quote name='the_fairy' timestamp='1321293001' post='3092238']

nenu bhi fyn re......manayyaledu ......appudappudu cuming........lunch ayyinda??
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ledu yo! ipudu thinali.. in the middle of a meeting :D inko 10 mins lo veltha.. what abt u?

rockstar chusava??

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[quote name='Chocolateboy' timestamp='1321293146' post='3092246']
:) good post
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