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Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said:

  Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself

  treated fully within this period.

  Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic,

  see that board.

  Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only

  Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal

  specialist. I do not treat human beings.

  Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only...

  Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk

  like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.

  Man: I know I am a human but litsen to my complaints first:

  Doctor: OK. Tell me.

  Man:

  I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.

  I get up in the morning like a horse

  I go to work running like a deer

  I work all the day like a donkey

  I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.

  I wag my tail in front of all my bosses

  I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.

  I am like a rabbit before my wife

  Doctor: are you an engineer?

  Man: Yes

  Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me

  in the begining itself that you are are an engineer. Come man, no one

  can treat you better than me.

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Am fine King Maker.... thanks..... How are you doing?

good... good..... how is ur kids?

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No kids yet... By march I'll complete my second Wedding Anniversary....

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No kids yet... By march I'll complete my second Wedding Anniversary....

congratulations....

blast blast blast

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No kids yet... By march I'll complete my second Wedding Anniversary....

congrats aunt.....  loong week end plans emtii

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My hubby is in st louis and he is coming tomorrow to Dallas and saturday i'll be moving to st louis along with him.... And sunday shopping and Avatar movie program and after that 3rd Jan to NJ to start my new job from 4th Jan....  How abt yours?

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