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[quote name='CHANAKYA' timestamp='1323455152' post='1301120343']
[b][color=#ff0000]A horny husband helps his wife setup a password for her computer. He typed MYPENIS. She fell on the floor laughing when it said ERROR - Not long enough![/color][/b]
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Idi monna chadivaa baa.. too much assalu

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[b][color="#ff0000"]--Define Rape with the help of one good example?Rape is a very-very difficult Job, For eg. It is like playing GOLF with a continuously moving HOLE![/color][/b] [b][color="#ff00

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[b]Konchem peddadi kaani bagundi:[/b] [b][color=#ff0000][font="Verdana"]--A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around

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[b][color="#ff0000"]--Define Rape with the help of one good example?Rape is a very-very difficult Job, For eg. It is like playing GOLF with a continuously moving HOLE![/color][/b]

[b][color="#ff0000"]--[size=4][b][color="#ff0000"]Lady: What is a good time for Sex?Doctor: In the afternon between 2 to 4.Lady: Why ?Dr: The compounder will not be here…[/color][/b][/size][/color][/b]

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[b]Konchem peddadi kaani bagundi:[/b]


[b][color=#ff0000][font="Verdana"]--A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, “Did you call for me?”

The man replies, “No, what do you mean?”

She says, “You must be new here. Let me explain. It’s a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me” Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

Later, the man continues to explore the colony’s facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts.

Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, “Did you call for me?” says the hairy man.

“No, what do you mean?” asks the newcomer.

“It’s a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.” The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.

The newcomer staggers back to the colony office where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist. “May I help you?” she asks.

The man yells, “Here’s my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.”

“But, Sir,” she replies, “you’ve only been here for a few hours. You haven’t had the chance to see all our facilities.”

The man replies, “Listen lady, I’m 63 years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a day. I’m outta here!”[/font][/color][/b]

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[color=#ff0000][b]--teacher: Ninna neevu enduku school ki raledu?
Student: ninna ma kodi gudd pettindi.
Teacher: andulo vinta emundi?
Student: vinta leda....... edi nuvvu pettu chudham..........[/b][/color]

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[color="#bf00bf"]a boy went 2 drop an unknown aunty at her home..
Aunty: "baga ratri aindhi babu,ikkade paduko,bittu roomlo"
boy says: "vaddhu aunty nenu guest room lo padukunta"
next day a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffe,
boy:meeru evaru..?
Girl:nenu bittu,meru...?
Boy: Pichi na kodukuni..........![/color]

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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1323455047' post='1301120333']

Hihi.. Interest lekapoyinaa Post ey.. Nuvvu rachaa ramp Hang
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Lunch ki veltunna vachi leputaa taadu.. keep laughing

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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1323455467' post='1301120373']
[color=#bf00bf]a boy went 2 drop an unknown aunty at her home..[/color]
Aunty: "baga ratri aindhi babu,ikkade paduko,bittu roomlo"
boy says: "vaddhu aunty nenu guest room lo padukunta"
next day a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffe,
boy:meeru evaru..?
Girl:nenu bittu,meru...?
Boy: Pichi na kodukuni..........!
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Ippudavanni enduku lendi hihi [img]http://www.picasion.com/pic16/d6e9c8591f91e01319f1d4711119a276.gif[/img]

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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1323455640' post='1301120393']
Ippudavanni enduku lendi hihi [img]http://www.picasion.com/pic16/d6e9c8591f91e01319f1d4711119a276.gif[/img]
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[quote name='CHANAKYA' timestamp='1323455152' post='1301120343']
[b][color=#ff0000]A horny husband helps his wife setup a password for her computer. He typed MYPENIS. She fell on the floor laughing when it said ERROR - Not long enough![/color][/b]
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[img]http://i45.tinypic.com/210d74z.gif[/img][quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1323455352' post='1301120360']
[b][color=#ff0000]--Define Rape with the help of one good example?Rape is a very-very difficult Job, For eg. It is like playing GOLF with a continuously moving HOLE![/color][/b]

[b][color=#ff0000]--[size=4][b][color=#ff0000]Lady: What is a good time for Sex?Doctor: In the afternon between 2 to 4.Lady: Why ?Dr: The compounder will not be here…[/color][/b][/size][/color][/b]
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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1323455467' post='1301120373']
[color=#bf00bf]a boy went 2 drop an unknown aunty at her home..[/color]
Aunty: "baga ratri aindhi babu,ikkade paduko,bittu roomlo"
boy says: "vaddhu aunty nenu guest room lo padukunta"
next day a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffe,
boy:meeru evaru..?
Girl:nenu bittu,meru...?
Boy: Pichi na kodukuni..........!
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[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]

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[color=#BF00BF][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]a boy went 2 drop an unknown aunty at her home..[/size][/font][/color]
Aunty: "baga ratri aindhi babu,ikkade paduko,bittu roomlo"
boy says: "vaddhu aunty nenu guest room lo padukunta"
next day a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffe,
boy:meeru evaru..?
Girl:nenu bittu,meru...?
Boy: Pichi na kodukuni..........!
[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img][img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img][img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img][img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]

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