Non-veg Jokes...!

[Peacemaker]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1323455467' post='1301120373']
[color=#bf00bf]a boy went 2 drop an unknown aunty at her home..[/color]
Aunty: "baga ratri aindhi babu,ikkade paduko,bittu roomlo"
boy says: "vaddhu aunty nenu guest room lo padukunta"
next day a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffe,
boy:meeru evaru..?
Girl:nenu bittu,meru...?
Boy: Pichi na kodukuni..........!
[/quote]

[rapchik]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1323455467' post='1301120373']
[color=#BF00BF]a boy went 2 drop an unknown aunty at her home..[/color]
Aunty: "baga ratri aindhi babu,ikkade paduko,bittu roomlo"
boy says: "vaddhu aunty nenu guest room lo padukunta"
next day a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffe,
boy:meeru evaru..?
Girl:nenu bittu,meru...?
Boy: Pichi na kodukuni..........!
[/quote]

Racha undhiiiii[img]http://i45.tinypic.com/210d74z.gif[/img]

[galigannarao]

[quote name='HS' timestamp='1323456625' post='1301120479']
[color=#BF00BF][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=3]a boy went 2 drop an unknown aunty at her home..[/size][/font][/color]
Aunty: "baga ratri aindhi babu,ikkade paduko,bittu roomlo"
boy says: "vaddhu aunty nenu guest room lo padukunta"
next day a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffe,
boy:meeru evaru..?
Girl:nenu bittu,meru...?
Boy: Pichi na kodukuni..........!
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[/quote]nuvvu attage sesava oh tega laughing

[rapchik]

[color=#A52A2A][size=5]One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden. "You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". [/size][/color]
[color=#A52A2A][size=5]So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". [/size][/color]
[color=#A52A2A][size=5]The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too."[/size][/color]
[color=#A52A2A][size=5]"My last wish is a million dollars!". [/size][/color]
[color=#A52A2A][size=5]The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to enjoy all night with me."[/size][/color]
[color=#A52A2A][size=5]"OK then, if that's what it takes..." [/size][/color]
[color=#A52A2A][size=5]Next morning the little man wakes the woman up. "Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" [/size][/color]
[color=#A52A2A][size=5]"I'm 27", she replies[/size][/color]
[color=#A52A2A][size=5]"Oh god", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"[/size][/color]

[rapchik]

[color=#FF0000][size=4]I’m Not A Virgin[/size][/color]

[color=#FF0000][size=4]A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a confession to make, I’m not a virgin.” The husband replies, “That’s no big thing in this day and age.” The wife continues, “Yeah, I’ve been with one guy.” “Oh yeah? Who was the guy?” “Tiger Woods.” “Tiger Woods, the golfer?” “Yeah.” “Well, he’s rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him.” [/size][/color]
[color=#FF0000][size=4]The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. “What are you doing?” asks the wife. The husband says, “I’m hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat.” [/size][/color]
[color=#FF0000][size=4]“Tiger wouldn’t do that.” “Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?” “He’d come back to bed and do it a second time.” The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. “Now what are you doing?” she asks. [/size][/color]
[color=#FF0000][size=4]The husband says, “I’m still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat.” “Tiger wouldn’t do that.” “Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?” “He’d come back to bed and do it again.” The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time. [/size][/color]
[color=#FF0000][size=4]When they finish he’s tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial. The wife asks, “Are you calling room service?” “No! I’m calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this hole.”[/size][/color]

[ToughGuy]

[quote name='CHANAKYA' timestamp='1323455152' post='1301120343']
[b][color=#ff0000]A horny husband helps his wife setup a password for her computer. He typed MYPENIS. She fell on the floor laughing when it said ERROR - Not long enough![/color][/b]
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[sid_22]

[quote name='ReddyGaru' timestamp='1323457189' post='1301120533']
[color=#FF0000][size=4]I’m Not A Virgin[/size][/color]

[color=#FF0000][size=4]A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a confession to make, I’m not a virgin.” The husband replies, “That’s no big thing in this day and age.” The wife continues, “Yeah, I’ve been with one guy.” “Oh yeah? Who was the guy?” “Tiger Woods.” “Tiger Woods, the golfer?” “Yeah.” “Well, he’s rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him.” [/size][/color]
[color=#FF0000][size=4]The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. “What are you doing?” asks the wife. The husband says, “I’m hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat.” [/size][/color]
[color=#FF0000][size=4]“Tiger wouldn’t do that.” “Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?” “He’d come back to bed and do it a second time.” The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. “Now what are you doing?” she asks. [/size][/color]
[color=#FF0000][size=4]The husband says, “I’m still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat.” “Tiger wouldn’t do that.” “Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?” “He’d come back to bed and do it again.” The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time. [/size][/color]
[color=#FF0000][size=4]When they finish he’s tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial. The wife asks, “Are you calling room service?” “No! I’m calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this hole.”[/size][/color]
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[dhookudoo]

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[Aavakaaya Biryaani]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1323454884' post='1301120312']
Start:

[b][color=#ff0000]Old man: Doc ever since my heart transplant I always think of sex, money & more sex. Have I grown young?[/color][/b]
[b][color=#ff0000]Doc: Not really… The heart was of a prostitute[/color][/b].
[/quote]

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[dalapathi]

[dennis]

[Antaraatma]

[Darling999]

[color=red][b]Education is like hiring a prostitute-it needs both money & hard work. Fate is like getting raped-if u can’t fight it, enjoy. Work is like group sex-10 people r behind ur ass to take ur place. Success is like masturbation-only ur own[/b][/color][color=red][b] hand can let u achieve it.[/b][/color]

[color=red][b]-[size=4][color=#0000ff]The makers of Viagra have announced that they have developed a pill to increase wetness in females. The pill will be called Niagara![/color][/size][/b][/color]

[htnamus]

[quote name='galigannarao' timestamp='1323456825' post='1301120499']
nuvvu attage sesava oh tega laughing
[/quote]

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[htnamus]

[quote name='ReddyGaru' timestamp='1323457189' post='1301120533']
[color=#FF0000][size=4]I’m Not A Virgin[/size][/color]

[color=#FF0000][size=4]A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a confession to make, I’m not a virgin.” The husband replies, “That’s no big thing in this day and age.” The wife continues, “Yeah, I’ve been with one guy.” “Oh yeah? Who was the guy?” “Tiger Woods.” “Tiger Woods, the golfer?” “Yeah.” “Well, he’s rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him.” [/size][/color]
[color=#FF0000][size=4]The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. “What are you doing?” asks the wife. The husband says, “I’m hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat.” [/size][/color]
[color=#FF0000][size=4]“Tiger wouldn’t do that.” “Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?” “He’d come back to bed and do it a second time.” The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. “Now what are you doing?” she asks. [/size][/color]
[color=#FF0000][size=4]The husband says, “I’m still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat.” “Tiger wouldn’t do that.” “Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?” “He’d come back to bed and do it again.” The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time. [/size][/color]
[color=#FF0000][size=4]When they finish he’s tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial. The wife asks, “Are you calling room service?” “No! I’m calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this hole.”[/size][/color]
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