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[b]The importance of UNITY explained at it’s best: What did one leg of a woman tell dthe other: UNITED we are saved, Divided we are **.[/b]

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Eee Joke Lo #10 chadivey mundu pakkana evaru lekundaa chooskondi lekapotey Book avtaaru.....!!!

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lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

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bhayya...

real life jarigina adult jokes cheppandi bhayya.... like first time .... kiss... first time fondling.... mari inka yemaina.... yemaina... anni fake profiles kade.... yevadu yevadiko teliyadu.... ee musugu yennaina cheppukovacchu kada... come on i say....

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so first nenu start chesthunna...

ye age lo first kiss kottaru... nenaithe... 18 ki.... comeon guys....

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[quote name='fbdude9' timestamp='1323460456' post='1301121023']
bhayya...

real life jarigina adult jokes cheppandi bhayya.... like first time .... kiss... first time fondling.... mari inka yemaina.... yemaina... anni fake profiles kade.... yevadu yevadiko teliyadu.... ee musugu yennaina cheppukovacchu kada... come on i say....
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Sample ki okati cheppu nuvvu?

and nee post ardam kaledu bhayya? emantunnav nuvvu?[img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/entobemmi_0.gif[/img]

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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1323460700' post='1301121090']

Sample ki okati cheppu nuvvu?

and nee post ardam kaledu bhayya? emantunnav nuvvu?[img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/entobemmi_0.gif[/img]
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non veg jokes... boldu internet lo vuntayi... so yeppudaina chaduvuko vacchu...

life lo manma chesina chilipi panulu gurinchi charchinchukundaam...

yelago fake profiles kaabatti... siggu padakkarledu....

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[quote name='fbdude9' timestamp='1323460812' post='1301121111']

non veg jokes... boldu internet lo vuntayi... so yeppudaina chaduvuko vacchu...

life lo manma chesina chilipi panulu gurinchi charchinchukundaam...

yelago fake profiles kaabatti... siggu padakkarledu....
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Baa ila Jokes cheppukovatamey best.

Ala Nijanga jariginavi cheppanatey prati okkadu naako flash back dantlo oka kask ankunta modalupedtaaru.. [img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/2cp4zfb.gif?1290164149[/img].. Inka manam sunil gadi laaga edavaali

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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1323461057' post='1301121166']

Baa ila Jokes cheppukovatamey best.

Ala Nijanga jariginavi cheppanatey prati okkadu naako flash back dantlo oka kask ankunta modalupedtaaru.. [img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/2cp4zfb.gif?1290164149[/img].. Inka manam sunil gadi laaga edavaali
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No emotions... just fun... bhayya...

like.... "just sex .. no emotions"..... mila kunis friends with benefits antundi kada.....

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nenu oka joke chepthaa...

maa anatomy class lo... maa head gadu... konchem rasikudu....

class lo.... oka roju... oka ammayini.... female month lo.... egg ye roju vasthundi ani adigadu... ee ammayi... 14th day ani cheppindi....

maa head... yem antha kachhitamga yela chepthunnavu... yem ganta kotti vasthundaa... annadu....

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[quote name='fbdude9' timestamp='1323461265' post='1301121209']



No emotions... just fun... bhayya...

like.... "just sex .. no emotions"..... mila kunis friends with benefits antundi kada.....
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Sarey Bhayya
[img]http://oi52.tinypic.com/2posdq8.jpg[/img]

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Nenu eppudu Agarbatti teesina ideas ilaney untaayi...[img]http://img1.imagehousing.com/1/612fc3bd373b7817f3df108d82feab43.gif[/img]

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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1323461522' post='1301121258']
Nenu eppudu Agarbatti teesina ideas ilaney untaayi...[img]http://img1.imagehousing.com/1/612fc3bd373b7817f3df108d82feab43.gif[/img]
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so funny...

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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1323461463' post='1301121249']

Sarey Bhayya
[img]http://oi52.tinypic.com/2posdq8.jpg[/img]
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ee gif ardham yenti bhayya... nuvvu velipothanu ani anaa..??

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[quote name='fbdude9' timestamp='1323461452' post='1301121245']
nenu oka joke chepthaa...

maa anatomy class lo... maa head gadu... konchem rasikudu....

class lo.... oka roju... oka ammayini.... female month lo.... egg ye roju vasthundi ani adigadu... ee ammayi... 14th day ani cheppindi....

maa head... yem antha kachhitamga yela chepthunnavu... yem ganta kotti vasthundaa... annadu....
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itu vanti comedylu kuudaa chestaadaa.......... :3D_Smiles: :3D_Smiles: :3D_Smiles:

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