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[b]OKKA ROOJU MUGUDIKI BAGA MUUDU VASTHADHI.....[/b]
[b]PELLAM DEGARAKI VELLI EVENING EARLY GA VASTHA KOCHAM MALLI PUVVULU KUUDA THESTHA ... READY GA VUNDU ANI CHEPUTHADU....SARRE ANNI PELLAM SMILE EECHI CEEGUPADATHADI....[/b]

[b]EVENING ENTI KOCHASARAKI PELLAM PADUKUNI VUNTADHI... EENTEE ELLA PODUKUNNAV AANI MUGUDU ADUGUTHADU...... STOMACH PAIN ANNI CHEEPI PODUKUNTUNDHI....[/b]

[b]2 DAY SAME THING HAPPENS....[/b]
[b]3 DAY SAME THING HAPPENS.....[/b]

[b]AND AT LAST 4 DAY EEROOJU NEENU ALLAGINA ** ANNI RAPE CHEYAABOOTHADU....[/b]

[b]VUNDANDIIII...... ANNI GATI GA ARISI.... NAAKU EEROJU 3 DAYS PROBLEM ANNI CHEPUTHADHI.....[/b]

[b]AAPUDU MAANA AIGAARU EEMI CHEYALOO THELEYAKA THEELL MOHAM VEESUKUNI CHUSTHADU.....[/b]

[b]AAPUDU PELLAM DEGIRAKI VACHI.... 100 RUPEES EESTHA MOODANI D**** RANDI ANI CHEEPI PAMPISTHADI.... AALLA APARMENT NUNCHI KENDHAKU DEGABOTHE.E.. VALLA ENTI KINDHA AUNTY CHUUSTHADU....... AA AUNTY MACHI PUSTHIGAA VUTUNDHI.... ROOJU MANA AAIYYA GAARIKI LOOKS ISTHU VUNTUNDHI...... KINDHA KI DIGU THUNTEE... CHUUSI... MAA DVD IS NOT WORKING PLS CAN U HELP ME.... AANI AUNTY MAANA DORAGARINI AADIGEESARIKI... EEDHE CHANCE ANNI .. HE GOES IN TO HER HOUSE AND COME BACK AFTER 15 MINS.....[/b]

[b]THEN HE GOES TO HIS HOUSE....[/b]


[b]APPUDU PELLAM CHUUSI... HAAAAAA sorry-2-Others./images/smilies/sprachlos020.gif" /> ADHIYEEMITI AAPUDEE VACHEESARU.... ANNI SURPRISING GAA ADUGUTHADHI....[/b]

[b]DANIKI MAANA DORAGARU.....EEMI LEEDHU AAKKADA KOO VELLI VAICHEE DANIKANTEE MANA HOUSE KINDHAA VUNNA AUNTY NEE VAICHAA.... ANDHUKAANEE INTHA EARLY GA VACHAA ANNI CHEPUTHADU....[/b]

[b]DANIKI PELLAM MONEY EETHA EECHARU ANI ADUGUTHADHI......[/b]
[b]100 RS ANNI MUGUDU CHEPUTHADU....[/b]

[b]100 RS YENDHUKU EECHARU.... VAALA HUSBAND VAACHI NAAKU 50 RS EEE YEEPUDU EESHTADU ANI CHEPUTHADHI....[/b]

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[b][font="Times New Roman"][size="3"][color="#008000"]Oka abbayi vuntaadu - vaadiki eduti vaari mukkulo velu petti thippadam alavaatu.

Vaadi thandri teacher (aada) deggariki tuition ki teeska pothaadu.

Vishayam kooda chepthaadu.Teacher nenu choosukuntaanu antundi (pichi munda).

Oka roju current pothundi - mana vaadu thippatam start chesthadu.

Appudu teacher vaaditho - babu nuvvu velu pettindi mukkulo kaadu babu.

Vaadu - asalu nenu pettindi kooda velu kaadu.[/color][/size][/font][/b]

  • 2 years later...
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anjdvh2.gifIntha Sooper post nelaa miss ayyanu.. theerigga chadavaali

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anjdvh2.gifIntha Sooper post nelaa miss ayyanu.. theerigga chadavaali

 

denitho paatu chaala ltt chesanu...veravi miss ayinavo check chesuko....brahmilaugh.gif

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denitho paatu chaala ltt chesanu...veravi miss ayinavo check chesuko....brahmilaugh.gif

anjdvh2.gifVerevaa avi inka ye rangelo vuntaayo.. first idhi finish chesethaaanjdvh2.gif

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a boy went 2 drop an unknown aunty at her home..
Aunty: "baga ratri aindhi babu,ikkade paduko,bittu roomlo"
boy says: "vaddhu aunty nenu guest room lo padukunta"
next day a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffe,
boy:meeru evaru..?
Girl:nenu bittu,meru...?
Boy: Pichi na kodukuni..........!

brahmi%20laugh.gifbrahmi%20laugh.gif

Posted

hai frnds  okaa naatu joke enjoy

 

oka oorilo oka famaous prostitute vuntadi adi roju cheruvulo snananiki vasthu vuntadi

 

eppatilagane  thanu aa cheruvulo snanaki vasthadi aithe aa roju aa cherulo vunna  moodu kappalu (frogs)

 

aame front okati back okati  and chevi lo okati duruthai thanu snanam chesi velli pothundi  thellavri  thanu malli snanm cheyadaniki vachinappudu

 

moodu kappalu bitaki vachi  gattu meeda kurchoni ela matladukuntai  okadanitho okati ni8 emaipoyav kanpadaledu antu palkarinchukuntai appudu 

 

1st  frog(chevilo doorindi):- emo ne ni8 antha oof oouuf ooouuf antu ado vintha sounds  ni8 antha okate nasa antadi

2nd frog(back lo doorindi):-   okate drinage vasana eppudu bitapadthana anpinchindi antadi

 

 

3rd frog(front doorindi):- ammo  ni8 antha  evado oka nalla musugu kappukunna erra dongodu vasthunadu velthunnadu pattukundam anetapadiki..

mokam meeda ummi vuusi velthunnaru  ratri antha dongala bedadhe antadi

 

 

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ekkadik poyav bwaaa inthakalam brahmi-f-o.gif

access ledu aupiche lo anthey... evado kalustha annadu adni narikeyali

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