Jilebi Posted May 23, 2012 Report Posted May 23, 2012 [img]http://i872.photobucket.com/albums/ab288/sajja01/vpf31wgif.gif[/img]
summer27 Posted May 23, 2012 Author Report Posted May 23, 2012 [quote name='kiran karthik' timestamp='1337756778' post='1301847968'] Hi [/quote] [img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29pv1k1i21qe0eclo1_r7_500.gif[/img]
summer27 Posted May 23, 2012 Author Report Posted May 23, 2012 [quote name='kiran karthik' timestamp='1337756970' post='1301847971'] Dbin frm iphone [/quote] sfamming fro android..[img]http://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh517/twinklebt/Brahmis/brahmi92.gif[/img] 1
summer27 Posted May 23, 2012 Author Report Posted May 23, 2012 [quote name='kiran karthik' timestamp='1337757190' post='1301847973'] Nuvvu nee kamedy ikkada gif eyyaraatle [/quote] discovery...nenu effudo seppa kada ..gif eyyalem phone nundi..kashtam..
kiran karthik Posted May 23, 2012 Report Posted May 23, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1337757068' post='1301847972'] sfamming fro android..[img]http://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh517/twinklebt/Brahmis/brahmi92.gif[/img] [/quote] [img]http://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh517/twinklebt/Brahmis/brahmi92.gif[/img]
gb_bharat Posted May 23, 2012 Report Posted May 23, 2012 If animals were on Facebook Or had BBM, these are most likely to be their Status Updates : COCKROACH: "Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!" Cat: "My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her??,I don’t even remember" Pig: "Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WTF!! " Goat : "Friends, don’t go out, Eid is coming soon" Chicken: "If tomorrow there's no status update from my side, means I'm being served at KFC"
kiran karthik Posted May 23, 2012 Report Posted May 23, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1337757275' post='1301847974'] discovery...nenu effudo seppa kada ..gif eyyalem phone nundi..kashtam.. [/quote] [img]http://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh517/twinklebt/Brahmis/brahmi92.gif[/img]
kiran karthik Posted May 23, 2012 Report Posted May 23, 2012 [quote name='Something Special' timestamp='1337757340' post='1301847976'] If animals were on Facebook Or had BBM, these are most likely to be their Status Updates : COCKROACH: "Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!" Cat: "My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her??,I don’t even remember" Pig: "Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WTF!! " Goat : "Friends, don’t go out, Eid is coming soon" Chicken: "If tomorrow there's no status update from my side, means I'm being served at KFC" [/quote] [img]http://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh517/twinklebt/Brahmis/brahmi92.gif[/img]
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gb_bharat Posted May 23, 2012 Report Posted May 23, 2012 After 10 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no recommendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying; My friend, you have... not worked here for even one day. The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain. Manager:- How many days are there in a year? Man:- 365 days and some times 366 Manager:- how many hours make up a day? Man:- 24 hours Manager:- How long do you work in a day? Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day. Manager:- S! o, what fraction of the day do you work in hours? Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third) Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days? Man:- 122 (1/3×366 = 122 in days) Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends? Man:- No sir Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends? Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have? Man:- 18 days. Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining? Man:- 4 days Manager:- Do you work on New Year day? Man:- No sir! Manager! :- Do you come to work on workers day? Man:- No sir! Manager:- So how many days are left? Man:- 2 days sir! Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )? Man:- No sir! Manager:- So how many days are left? Man:- 1 day sir! Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day? Man:- No sir! Manager:- So how many days are left? Man:- None sir! Manager:- So, what are you claiming? Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing Company money all these days.
balu_gani Posted May 23, 2012 Report Posted May 23, 2012 [quote name='kiran karthik' timestamp='1337756970' post='1301847971'] Dbin frm iphone [/quote] iphone aa [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-uloO3du4do0/T3cYE7TzMVI/AAAAAAAACyA/kcNhZu2U7so/s1600/Ali+GIfs.gif[/img] goppolayya meeru
gb_bharat Posted May 23, 2012 Report Posted May 23, 2012 Bikini is a dress where 90% of the woman's body is exposed.. But men are very decent: They dont look at that 90%; They only look at the covered 10 %
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