Conversation b/w Software engineer and his wife

[Maximus]

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

[color=red]Wife - would you like to have some snacks?[/color]
Husband - hard disk full.


[color=red]Wife - have you brought the saree.[/color]
Husband - Bad command or file name.


[color=red]Wife - but I told you about it in morning[/color]
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.


[color=red]Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.[/color]
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

[color=red]
Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.[/color]
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.


[color=red]Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.[/color]
Husband - data type mismatch.


[color=red]Wife - you are useless.[/color]
Husband - by default.


[color=red]Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?[/color]
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.


[color=red]Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?[/color]
Husband - the only user with write permission.


[color=red]Wife - what is my value in your life?[/color]
Husband - unknown virus detected.


[color=red]Wife - do you love me or your computer?[/color]
Husband - Too many parameters.

[color=red]
Wife - I will go to my dad's house.[/color]
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

[color=red]
Wife - I will leave you forever.[/color]
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

[color=red]
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.[/color]
Husband - shut down the computer.


[color=red]Wife - I am going[/color]
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer

[desidudes]

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