Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[SoftwareBaba]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334749570' post='1301654022']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Two friends were watchin Bungee Jumping[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]First one asked "u want to try"?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Other guy [/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,] replied"No Way!I I was born because of rubber that broke, don't want to die the same way[/font][/color]
[/quote]


varni enkamma ROFLLLLLLLLL [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man gets love bite on neck from secretary,goes home worried. [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]He gets and idea and [/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]allows dog to jump on him,then shouts "oh he bit my neck!" [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife removes bra and says..See what he did to my B O O B S[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Attention people who think the world ends on December 21, 2012: you can stop using condoms this month.[/font][/color]

[WestMinister]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334746624' post='1301653979']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A Great Sex Philosopher Very Well Said . . . . " MARD Ki Taaqat Ka Andazaa uss Ke Zor Se Nahi . , Ladki Ke Shor Se Hota Hai"[/font][/color]
[/quote]


ezaaaatly...well said and proven time n again

[WestMinister]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334752367' post='1301654087']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Attention people who think the world ends on December 21, 2012: you can stop using condoms this month.[/font][/color]
[/quote]

sooooooooooooooofer baaaaaaaaaaa

[WestMinister]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334748722' post='1301654004']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Success is like Pregnancy, everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times u got f**ked to achieve it..[/font][/color]
[/quote]


aabbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa soooooooooooooooooooper and very true baaaaaaaaaaaa

[balu_gani]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334749994' post='1301654040']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man gets love bite on neck from secretary,goes home worried. [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]He gets and idea and [/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]allows dog to jump on him,then shouts "oh he bit my neck!" [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife removes bra and says..See what he did to my B O O B S[/font][/color]
[/quote]
[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]"Men will b Men"[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Thousands of Men visited the new "Topless Restaurant",they were shocked to find out that it had no roof![/font][/color]

[Adhinayakudu]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334755260' post='1301654153']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]"Men will b Men"[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Thousands of Men visited the new "Topless Restaurant",they were shocked to find out that it had no roof![/font][/color]
[/quote]

hahaha

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Slogan written on the T-shirt of a MAN: 'Do Not Disturb, I am Married & Already 'Disturbed'....!![/font][/color]

[WestMinister]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334755988' post='1301654179']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Slogan written on the T-shirt of a MAN: 'Do Not Disturb, I am Married & Already 'Disturbed'....!![/font][/color]
[/quote]

sooooooooooooofer

[Darling999]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334747154' post='1301653990']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Madam Bacho Se - Kal Raat Meri Dhoom-Dham Se Shaadi Huyi. Is Past tense Ko Future tense me Badal kar Batao.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Student - Aj Raat Aapki Jamkar Chudai Hogi[/font][/color]
[/quote]
[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif [/img]

[Darling999]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334748638' post='1301654001']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Phone rings.. Tring... Tring... [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy : Hello chintu hai ? [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl : Nahi hai. [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy : Mujhe mauka do, ho jayega[/font][/color]
[/quote]
[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]

[Darling999]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334749570' post='1301654022']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Two friends were watchin Bungee Jumping[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]First one asked "u want to try"?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Other guy [/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,] replied"No Way!I I was born because of rubber that broke, don't want to die the same way[/font][/color]
[/quote]
[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]

[khiraak]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334747382' post='1301653992']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Couple claiming Virginity-[/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl:if this was ur 1st time, then how did u do it so well.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy:if this was ur 1st time then how do u know that I did well[/font][/color]
[/quote]

[img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated3/bemmi.lol4.gif[/img]