sambaralu Posted May 23, 2012 Report Posted May 23, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1337662027' post='1301840877'] [color=#333333]Only in india:Actors are playing cricket, Cricketers are playing politics,Politicians are watching porn and Porn stars are becoming actors[/color] [/quote] Super Summer baa... Quote
sambaralu Posted May 23, 2012 Report Posted May 23, 2012 terrific summer baa..yekkada dorukutunnayi neeku ilantivi anni...racha antey Quote
summer27 Posted May 23, 2012 Author Report Posted May 23, 2012 I went to the gym and asked a trainer,Which machine can I use to impress that beautiful blonde over there? the trainer looked at me and said,try the ATM fatty Quote
summer27 Posted May 23, 2012 Author Report Posted May 23, 2012 Jesus to his disciple: "No, I'm not talking about Twitter !! I literally want you to follow me" Quote
summer27 Posted May 23, 2012 Author Report Posted May 23, 2012 Jab Se Mardo Ko Apas Me Pyar Karne Ki Permission Mili Hai,Tab Se Tailor Log ek Naya Sawal Karne Lage Hai - Sir,Apki Pant me Zip Aage Lagani He Ya Piche Quote
summer27 Posted May 23, 2012 Author Report Posted May 23, 2012 One Philosopher said: Every wife is a Mistress of her Husband. 'Miss' for one year 'Stress' 4 rest of the life Quote
summer27 Posted May 23, 2012 Author Report Posted May 23, 2012 To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. Quote
summer27 Posted May 23, 2012 Author Report Posted May 23, 2012 If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining to him. Quote
summer27 Posted May 23, 2012 Author Report Posted May 23, 2012 If s*ex is a pain in the a*ss, then you're doing it wrong... Quote
summer27 Posted May 23, 2012 Author Report Posted May 23, 2012 Fighting for peace with a gun is like f*cking for virginity. Quote
summer27 Posted May 23, 2012 Author Report Posted May 23, 2012 S*x is not the answer. S*x is the question. "Yes" is the answer. Quote
summer27 Posted May 23, 2012 Author Report Posted May 23, 2012 God Has Planned Happiness For Each One Of Us At Right Time, It Is Only That He Does Not Share His Calendar With Us. Trust HIM & Be Blessed Quote
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