Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[aamerica_seenu]

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A woman's request to god - Instead of getting a period, can we just get a text once a month from nature saying "you're not pregnant have a nice day"
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[summer27]

A boy becomes man when he realizes that sensex is more imp than sex

[summer27]

Best line on Auto:

Bharat ki Sanskriti me sab Kuch bikta hai , Izzat se baithye, Aaine me sab kuch dikta hai

[summer27]

Girl enters into the claas with new sliper -

Boy : oye chappal achi hai
Girl : nikalu kya,
Then all boys : teri dress toh aur bhi achi hai

[summer27]

When we were young we were scared of the dark. Now when we see our electricity bill we are scared of the lights.

[crazyhorse]

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[summer27]

Since Kejriwal has been exposing so much every day, Mahesh Bhatt is thinking of signing him for Jism 3

[summer27]

Wedding rings are the world's smallest handcuffs.

[summer27]

A small argument between a wife n a husband turns violent.
Husband:Don't let the animal in me come out.
Wife:As if I m afraid of that mouse!

[summer27]

A girl a day... Keeps the hand away!!

[manmadudhu]

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A girl a day... Keeps the hand away!!
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[summer27]

Girl to Odiyam - Fcuk You!!!
Odiyam to Girl - Promise kar (promise me)..

[khiraak]

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A girl a day... Keeps the hand away!!
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[summer27]

Types of ppl-

Pretender - farts silently n acts innocent.
SHY - farts softly n smiles.
Arrogant - farts loudly n laughs.
Unlucky - tries to fart but shits

[summer27]

SEX SELF GEAR????
1. Hand in Hand. . .
2. That in Hand. . .
3. Hand in That. . .
4. That in That....!