Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

[summer27]

Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed.

"Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out. "Matt`s riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex."

Mom and dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.

[summer27]

Always try to be modest and be proud of it!

[summer27]

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship

[summer27]

Better to remain silent and be doubted as a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt

[summer27]

A city bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it

[summer27]

Most nudists are people you don't want to see naked

[summer27]

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it...so I said 'Implants?

[summer27]

Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.

[summer27]

How do Municipal Buses help in Family Planning?
By spreading the Message: KRIPYA PEECHHE SE CHADHIYE!!

[summer27]

Written on the T-Shirt of a girl: SITUATORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they appear from outside.

[summer27]

Yesterday's news : An aunty was raped while jogging.
Today's news: More aunties found jogging.

[fake_Bezawada]

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Written on the T-Shirt of a girl: SITUATORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they appear from outside.
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[summer27]

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

[Bukka_Rowdy]

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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it...so I said 'Implants?
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