Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[Maximus]

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[summer27]

I like to stop the microwave with one second to go; it makes me feel like a bomb defusal expert.

[summer27]

my mother + my father – condom = MOST AWESOME PERSON ALIVE!

[pchky]

katti amma jokes

[summer27]

Q:What is the lightest thing in the world?
A: A penis...even a thought can raise it.

[Maximus]

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[summer27]

Stalking is harassment, violence and a punishable in civilized world...only in Indian cinema it's called 'LOVE' --- Deva Katta

[Joey_Tribbiani]

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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]
Are - my - test - results - back?"[/size][/font][/color]

[Joey_Tribbiani]

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[summer27]

Pataudi gone. Bal Thackeray gone. Its time we take 'Save The Tiger' movement seriously!!!!

[summer27]

GF on phone:Hi dear mujhe tumhari bahot yad aa rhi hai,seriously miss u!
BF:Are abhi to baat ki humne
GF:arey phirse tujhe hi lag gaya.S0rry

[summer27]

Schoolgirl-I do not want Sex Education.
Teacher-Why, what is the problem in it?
Schoolgirl-Someone told me that the final exam would be OraL

[khiraak]

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Schoolgirl-I do not want Sex Education.
Teacher-Why, what is the problem in it?
Schoolgirl-Someone told me that the final exam would be OraL
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[randomguy]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1352399304' post='1302764376']
Q:What is the lightest thing in the world?
A: A penis...even a thought can raise it.
[/quote]

[summer27]

Height of revenge: A wife eating chillies before giving her husband a blowjob !