summer27 Posted March 25, 2013 Author Report Posted March 25, 2013 Come late and your girlfriend will say you're late. Cum late and she will say you're great!! Quote
chinni005 Posted March 25, 2013 Report Posted March 25, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1363754786' post='1303453950'] We lose 6 seconds a minute from blinking. This means we lose 15 minutes of each movie we watch! [/quote] oodiyemma.. emanna post huh idhi joke ah nijama bhayya ? Quote
chinni005 Posted March 25, 2013 Report Posted March 25, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1364219178' post='1303483362'] Come late and your girlfriend will say you're late. Cum late and she will say you're great!! [/quote] ne yavva.. true raccha puttisthunnav summer mayya Quote
vijayjust4u Posted March 25, 2013 Report Posted March 25, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1363931879' post='1303467341'] Men deal with sex like they deal with like their belts... If It's not tight enough, they'll move to another hole [/quote] [img]http://www.andhrafriends.com/uploads/gallery/album_18/gallery_731_18_3122.gif[/img] Quote
summer27 Posted March 25, 2013 Author Report Posted March 25, 2013 Don't ever fart in the Apple store, the smell will stay there for ages! They don't have Windows! Quote
summer27 Posted March 25, 2013 Author Report Posted March 25, 2013 Wife (waking up from her sleep): i just had a dream that u bought me a diamond necklace. Husband:Go back to sleep & wear it Quote
vayanaka Posted March 25, 2013 Report Posted March 25, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1364228599' post='1303484120'] Wife (waking up from her sleep): i just had a dream that u bought me a diamond necklace. Husband:Go back to sleep & wear it [/quote] Lol.... Quote
summer27 Posted March 25, 2013 Author Report Posted March 25, 2013 Race dekhte hue santa ne Banta se pocha: Inaam kis ko milega? Banta: Sub se aage wale ko. Santa: To phir peeche wale kyon bhag rahe hain! Quote
summer27 Posted March 25, 2013 Author Report Posted March 25, 2013 Husband: aaj tumhari bahen ko Ghar per dekh kar badi khushi ho Rahi hai.. Wife: Jeans Pehan Lo! Pajame mein Khushi saaf Dikhai de Rahi hai.. Quote
summer27 Posted March 26, 2013 Author Report Posted March 26, 2013 Look, do you want to be in my life or just in my V*g*na? Quote
summer27 Posted March 26, 2013 Author Report Posted March 26, 2013 Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls Quote
summer27 Posted March 26, 2013 Author Report Posted March 26, 2013 Govt drops the legal age for sex to 16.. Now,The condom companies are planning on two new flavors: bornvita and Rasna Quote
vayanaka Posted March 26, 2013 Report Posted March 26, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1364229712' post='1303484228'] Husband: aaj tumhari bahen ko Ghar per dekh kar badi khushi ho Rahi hai.. Wife: Jeans Pehan Lo! Pajame mein Khushi saaf Dikhai de Rahi hai.. [/quote] Quote
summer27 Posted March 26, 2013 Author Report Posted March 26, 2013 If calories were burnt by speaking... all women would be a size zero!!! 1 Quote
summer27 Posted March 26, 2013 Author Report Posted March 26, 2013 A prostitute in China is called Hoe Lee. Quote
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