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Sonia:I am bored,message me few jokes.
Manmohan:Madam,I am in a cabinet meeting taking important decisions.
Sonia:HaHaHa. Good1!Send few more.

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1364213348' post='1303483065']
A boy got rejected n girl got selected in an interview for the same reason: They both had the first two buttons of their shirts open
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Idi lolli po... CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1364214007' post='1303483086']
A boy was masturbating, suddenly neighbor girl came in & the boy didn't notice.
Girl:Shameless!What are you doing?Boy:100 years jiyegi tu!
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Nakidi ardam kaledu bayya... sCo_^Y sCo_^Y sCo_^Y

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[quote name='bharatvasu' timestamp='1364646528' post='1303512613']



Nakidi ardam kaledu bayya... sCo_^Y sCo_^Y sCo_^Y
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Oka abbayi kottukuntunte pakkinti ammayi vastundi.. Aadu chese pani chusi "chi ! Siggu leda ilanti pani cheyyataniki" antundi.. Abbayi ameni chusi " vachava, neeku 100yrs" antadu

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[quote name='Idly Vishwanatham' timestamp='1364647651' post='1303512618']
Oka abbayi kottukuntunte pakkinti ammayi vastundi.. Aadu chese pani chusi "chi ! Siggu leda ilanti pani cheyyataniki" antundi.. Abbayi ameni chusi " vachava, neeku 100yrs" antadu
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idly baafa..aa ammayi...[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/-yyjSu_QWa-c/UQWrihnvh9I/AAAAAAAAJfs/jDIwCuubIkQ/s150/RT-26.gif[/img]

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[quote name='AK27' timestamp='1363709359' post='1303449698']
e thadu ki LTT avasaram ledu bhayya .. u just keep posting ...

btw, thanks for posting .... _-_ _-_
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Bhayya LTT abbreviation ento cheppandayya koncham...

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[quote name='bharatvasu' timestamp='1363182965' post='1303414983']
The saddest part in a mans body is his balls... b'coz the god almighty has sentenced them to "HANG TILL DEATH"...
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If your boss says nothing is impossible, then tell him wear a condom after sex...

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[quote name='bharatvasu' timestamp='1364650135' post='1303512728']


Bhayya LTT abbreviation ento cheppandayya koncham...
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lifting the thread

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1364573786' post='1303508260']
Sonia:I am bored,message me few jokes.
Manmohan:Madam,I am in a cabinet meeting taking important decisions.
Sonia:HaHaHa. Good1!Send few more.
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@3$%

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1357184100' post='1303045882']
Remember: You're someone's reason to masturbate.
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This is so encouraging ba... manalni chusi kooda edo oka ammai....

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Can we celebrate intelligence please....its a dying trait....foolishness is an everyday encounter....

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[quote name='bharatvasu' timestamp='1364730297' post='1303515595']



This is so encouraging ba... manalni chusi kooda edo oka ammai....
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:D

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[quote name='bharatvasu' timestamp='1364730297' post='1303515595']


This is so encouraging ba... manalni chusi kooda edo oka ammai....
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