Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[balu_gani]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1368972731' post='1303771904']
The difference between "like" and "love" can be best described as "handjob" vs "blowjob"!
[/quote]
mayya enti sunday DBing?

[summer27]

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: "Did what hurt?" Boy: When you fell from heaven. Girl:Awww Boy: Cuz your face is all f*ucked up

[summer27]

The government is basically bisexual. They f*uck everybody!

[summer27]

Wife cannot be everywhere, hence God created hot secretaries.......

[summer27]

Married women behave. Single women misbehave!

[summer27]

Ladies, the best gift you can give him is a wrist watch - so that when he masturbates, he'll always remember you

[summer27]

Boy: Tu dharti pe chahe jahan bhi rahegi,tujhe teri khushbu se pehchan loonga.
Girl: Mujhe pehle se pata tha, tum kuttay ho..

[summer27]

Girl: Talking,
Guy: Is my zipper down?
Girl: No.. Guy: Then why is your mouth open?

[summer27]

Women: So hard to be pleased.
Men: So Pleased to be Hard.

[summer27]

Restaurant Advertisement:

We serve food as HOT as your neighbor's wife, and beer as COLD as your own wife.

[Ladies_Tailor]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1368972731' post='1303771904']
The difference between "like" and "love" can be best described as "handjob" vs "blowjob"!
[/quote]

keka

[summer27]

Save water have bath with neighbors daughter

[summer27]

Who is a Virgin?
In France- Any Girl Who Is Below 16.
In US- Any Girl Who Is Below 14.
In Kabul- Any Goat Which Runs Faster than a Pathan!

[crazyhorse]

summer mayya nuvvu hyderabad lo na undedi???? [img]http://www.andhrafriends.com/uploads/profile/photo-thumb-14958.jpg?_r=1340708135[/img]

[Ladies_Tailor]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1368977828' post='1303772083']
Who is a Virgin?
In France- Any Girl Who Is Below 16.
In US- Any Girl Who Is Below 14.
In Kabul- Any Goat Which Runs Faster than a Pathan!
[/quote]

ardam kale bhaya???