summer27 Posted July 25, 2013 Author Report Posted July 25, 2013 There is always a price to pay if love succeeds. It is called marriage. Quote
mukunda Posted July 25, 2013 Report Posted July 25, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1374715092' post='1304007056'] Ayesha Takia & Raasi can finish a 100 meters race by running just 99 meters [/quote] Quote
CORLEONE Posted July 25, 2013 Report Posted July 25, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1374715092' post='1304007056'] Ayesha Takia & Raasi can finish a 100 meters race by running just 99 meters [/quote] then shakeela by 98 meters Quote
summer27 Posted July 25, 2013 Author Report Posted July 25, 2013 [quote name='CORLEONE' timestamp='1374715102' post='1304007058'] who is that in ur disp pic ? [/quote] [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pablo_Escobar"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pablo_Escobar[/url] Quote
summer27 Posted July 25, 2013 Author Report Posted July 25, 2013 These days love is measured in inches and cup sizes! Quote
summer27 Posted July 25, 2013 Author Report Posted July 25, 2013 The world is not full of assholes. But, they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day. Quote
summer27 Posted July 25, 2013 Author Report Posted July 25, 2013 Ladka-i love you Ladki-meri chapal ka size pata hai ? Ladka-aaj kal ki ladkiyan bhi na pyar hua nahi ki gift mangne lagti hai. Quote
summer27 Posted July 25, 2013 Author Report Posted July 25, 2013 The doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks... So now I have to sit down when I pee. Quote
summer27 Posted July 25, 2013 Author Report Posted July 25, 2013 Nobody Types texts faster than pissed off Women... Quote
summer27 Posted July 25, 2013 Author Report Posted July 25, 2013 Doggy style, because sometimes you both just hate looking at each others face....... Quote
summer27 Posted July 25, 2013 Author Report Posted July 25, 2013 Wife:Yeh shirt pe lipstick ka nishan kahan se Aaya? Hsbnd:Main khud pareshan hoon. Maine us waqt Shirt to kya, Pant bhi nahin pehni thi” Quote
gandhi Posted July 25, 2013 Report Posted July 25, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1374676290' post='1304003631'] After 3 yrs of divorce a man gained 30 kgs of weight. His Dr has advised him to stop celebrating! [/quote] Quote
barney Posted July 25, 2013 Report Posted July 25, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1366051773' post='1303607202'] SLICE is just a mango drink,not a mango flavored condom! Take it easy katrina..!! Dont give Kaamasutra expressions for an aamsutra ad [/quote] lol Quote
aamerica_seenu Posted July 25, 2013 Report Posted July 25, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1374714573' post='1304007039'] Smallest resignation letter: "Sir! Tell your wife to shave." [/quote] Quote
aamerica_seenu Posted July 25, 2013 Report Posted July 25, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1374715034' post='1304007055'] The most dangerous question asked by a woman to a man: "Notice anything different?" [/quote] Ohh yaa 100% true Quote
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