aamerica_seenu Posted July 25, 2013 Report Posted July 25, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1374715092' post='1304007056'] Ayesha Takia & Raasi can finish a 100 meters race by running just 99 meters [/quote] Quote
summer27 Posted July 28, 2013 Author Report Posted July 28, 2013 most people's pen drives need to be called "porn drives" Quote
bharatvasu Posted July 29, 2013 Report Posted July 29, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1375026225' post='1304021476'] most people's pen drives need to be called "porn drives" [/quote] sooo true... Quote
summer27 Posted July 29, 2013 Author Report Posted July 29, 2013 Strange situation in India: 1) Poonam pandey had to remove clothes to get a movie... 2) Sunny Leone had to wear clothes to get a movie Quote
summer27 Posted July 29, 2013 Author Report Posted July 29, 2013 When a girl says "no," a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow." Quote
ILAQAT_MUFLIYA Posted July 29, 2013 Report Posted July 29, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1375026225' post='1304021476'] most people's pen drives need to be called "porn drives" [/quote] I have a hard drive [img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/2013/brahmi17.gif?1369595063[/img] Quote
aamerica_seenu Posted July 29, 2013 Report Posted July 29, 2013 Common more more we want more of summer Quote
summer27 Posted July 29, 2013 Author Report Posted July 29, 2013 Cleavage is the universal currency - A girl who knows how to use it is the best entrepreneur in the world Quote
summer27 Posted July 29, 2013 Author Report Posted July 29, 2013 After sex 1)call girl - Paise 2)girl frends - jaldi kapde do 3)padosan - fir kab aoge 4)wife - ab 2din kuch mat bolna 5)kamwali - ab to salary bada do Quote
summer27 Posted July 29, 2013 Author Report Posted July 29, 2013 Suhag raat ko dulha bola: Priye bolo, aaj tujhe chand pe le jaun ya taaron me? Dulhan: Pehle apna Rocket dikhao, phir decide karungi. Quote
Ladies_Tailor Posted July 29, 2013 Report Posted July 29, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1375107894' post='1304024905'] After sex 1)call girl - Paise 2)girl frends - jaldi kapde do 3)padosan - fir kab aoge 4)wife - ab 2din kuch mat bolna 5)kamwali - ab to salary bada do [/quote] trueeeeeee Quote
summer27 Posted July 29, 2013 Author Report Posted July 29, 2013 A boy comes to class with broken glasses! Tchr:Wht happ? Boy:I was kissing my GF. Tchr:Bt how did ur glasses break? Boy:She closed her legs! Quote
Ladies_Tailor Posted July 29, 2013 Report Posted July 29, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1375111599' post='1304025218'] A boy comes to class with broken glasses! Tchr:Wht happ? Boy:I was kissing my GF. Tchr:Bt how did ur glasses break? Boy:She closed her legs! [/quote] ?????????** Quote
summer27 Posted July 29, 2013 Author Report Posted July 29, 2013 After operation, a girl to Dr: How soon can I resume my sex life? Dr: You are the first patient to ask this question after tonsil operation!! Quote
summer27 Posted July 29, 2013 Author Report Posted July 29, 2013 Jeevan ki 3 Hakiikat. School ki Ghanti. Garib ka Darwaja. Jawan Ladki. INKO JAB BHI THOKOGE BACCHE HI BAHAR NIKLENGE Quote
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.