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Divided by jealousy, united by GOSSIP! - Women everywhere

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[quote name='ILAQAT_MUFLIYA' timestamp='1375106727' post='1304024835']
I have a hard drive [img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/2013/brahmi17.gif?1369595063[/img]
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'nee yavva.... @3$% @3$%

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[quote name='Aunties_Tailor' timestamp='1375111943' post='1304025255']
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aadu kinda lips ni kiss settunnadu vuncle... adi joke....

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Wife calls: I have Good &Bad News! Husband:Im very busy. Just Give Me the Good News. Wife:The Air Bags In Our New BMW Worked Perfectly FINE!

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Every Man is Narendra Modi before Marriage.
After Marriage Everyone becomes Manmohan Singh.

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Salim:CAN I HAVE SEX WITH U?
Anarkali:Apne bahut badi cheez maangli jahanpanah
Salim:Agar woh chez bahut badi hochuki ho,toh phir rehne do

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Suhaag Raat Me Wife :
Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai..
Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye?
Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1375106645' post='1304024828']
Strange situation in India:
1) Poonam pandey had to remove clothes to get a movie...
2) Sunny Leone had to wear clothes to get a movie
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nuvvu keka mayya...

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[quote name='victor_raja' timestamp='1375116564' post='1304025858']


aadu kinda lips ni kiss settunnadu vuncle... adi joke....
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ohh. k

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1375118828' post='1304026074']
Salim:CAN I HAVE SEX WITH U?
Anarkali:Apne bahut badi cheez maangli jahanpanah
Salim:Agar woh chez bahut badi hochuki ho,toh phir rehne do
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@3$% @3$%

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[img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/hhhhhhhhh.gif?1344628027[/img]
[img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/hhhhhhhhh.gif?1344628027[/img]

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