summer27 Posted November 10, 2013 Author Report Posted November 10, 2013 Girl: Friday 1st show ke BALCONY ke CORNER wale 2 ticket book kar ke rakhna Boy: CORNER wala ticket na mile toh Girl: Toh fir PICTURE dekhenge Quote
summer27 Posted November 10, 2013 Author Report Posted November 10, 2013 When I see lovers names carved into a tree I don't think it's cute. I just think its strange how many people take knives on a date... Quote
summer27 Posted November 10, 2013 Author Report Posted November 10, 2013 Sardarni after sex:Kaha tha condom ke jagah rumal se mat karo.Ab rumal andar reh gaya na Sardar:positive think rakh.Bacha pagri pehn ke niklega Quote
summer27 Posted November 10, 2013 Author Report Posted November 10, 2013 A 60 year old billionaire came to the bar with his 25 year old wife Friend: How did she marry u? Man:I lied abt my age Frnd:U said 45? Man:No! I said 90 Quote
summer27 Posted November 10, 2013 Author Report Posted November 10, 2013 Welcome back bl@st Thank you !! Quote
summer27 Posted November 10, 2013 Author Report Posted November 10, 2013 English question paper in school. "Children make mistakes at night" (change the voice) One boy wrote: "mistakes at night make children!" Quote
summer27 Posted November 10, 2013 Author Report Posted November 10, 2013 I stare because I care- my official breast cancer awareness slogan ;) Quote
summer27 Posted November 10, 2013 Author Report Posted November 10, 2013 Chess was invented by a woman. The King can hardly move, the Queen has all the power and she ditches him and mates with the opposite king .. Quote
summer27 Posted November 10, 2013 Author Report Posted November 10, 2013 Girls don't have ages in numbers, they have age groups ' baby' 'babes' ' bebe' n 'biji Quote
summer27 Posted November 10, 2013 Author Report Posted November 10, 2013 Lovers Gonna Love , Haters Gonna Hate, Masters gonna Masturbate.... Quote
summer27 Posted November 10, 2013 Author Report Posted November 10, 2013 Ek press wala Laluji se puchta hai Aap ne apne ghar me 11bache kaise kiye? To Laluji bole Kyunki hum rubber se jyada rabdi ko use kiya hu na Quote
galiraju Posted November 10, 2013 Report Posted November 10, 2013 English question paper in school. "Children make mistakes at night" (change the voice) One boy wrote: "mistakes at night make children!" @3$% @3$% Quote
summer27 Posted November 10, 2013 Author Report Posted November 10, 2013 In india we are Born free, taxed to death. Quote
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