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Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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Q. What's a virgin and a balloon have in common ?
A. All it takes is one prick and its all over.

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What's the best way to make your wife scream when you're having sex?
Call her up and tell her where you are.

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What do Kodak film have in common with condoms?
Both capture the moment.

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Lovers Gonna Love ,
Haters Gonna Hate,
Masters gonna Masturbate....

neyavva.. lol
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Forget Magicians pulling out Rabits from Caps, Indian Women can pull out Money from Their Boo Bs

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Men will be men n girls will become aunties

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A nail salon should be named  “Handjobs”.
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Success is like Pregnancy, everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times u got f**ked to achieve it..

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