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A Sexy Police Woman with Notepad in Hand Says to Drunk Man.
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"Anything You Say Will be Taken Down".
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Man Replies: Your Undergarments. 

 

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A Sexy Police Woman with Notepad in Hand Says to Drunk Man.
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"Anything You Say Will be Taken Down".
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Man Replies: Your Undergarments. 

 

 

lol
 

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Psycko baa...PIN this thread man...

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Seeing a NUDE pic of his wife at an art gallery,
Hubby asked:
DID U REALLY POSE FOR THAT?

Wife:
Are you nuts?
Of course not.
He painted it from his memory.

Husband:
Memory?
WTF

 

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Salesgirl :Sir no smoking in d shop
Man: but i bought cigarettes frm ur shop.
Salesgirl: Sir we sell Condoms too, bt it doesn mean u start Fu-king us right here..

 

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@ sextoy shop Girl:Whr do u keep d dildos?
Clerk:Over there Maam.
Gerl: How much for this big RED1?
Clerk:O hawas ki pujarin,woh FIRE EXTINGUISHER hai!!!

Excellent!!

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LTT

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A Great Sex Philosopher Very Well Said . . . . " MARD Ki Taaqat Ka Andazaa uss Ke Zor Se Nahi . , Ladki Ke Shor Se Hota Hai"


Superrr
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Two friends were watchin Bungee Jumping
First one asked "u want to try"?
Other guy replied"No Way!I I was born because of rubber that broke, don't want to die the same way

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Kissing Anta mayya .. Kind of licking kinda ...
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Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car."

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