biscuit raju Posted August 8, 2014 Report Posted August 8, 2014 Why woman love GOLD more than their HUSBAND? ANS: Gold has 24 carats & husband has only one carrot. Quote
complete_faking Posted August 9, 2014 Report Posted August 9, 2014 23 yr old girl got pregnant. Mother: (Angrily shouts) "Who was that pig? Call him". 30 min later, a Rolce Royce stops in front of their house. A matured grey hair man in a very expensive suit steps out. Man: "I am sorry for the problem. But I can't marry her. If a Girl is born, I give 2 stores, a villa & 2 millions. If a Boy is born, I'll give 2 factories & 5 millions. But in case of Miscarriage, suggest what should I do?" Mother: PHUCK HER AGAIN!! Quote
mahesh1 Posted August 28, 2014 Report Posted August 28, 2014 SOLID javabHusband: Saare cooking show dekhti ho, Fir b theek se khana banana nahi aata???Wife: Tum bhi to Blue film dekhte rehte ho....Maine kabhi complain ki??? Quote
mahesh1 Posted August 28, 2014 Report Posted August 28, 2014 Women r crazy abt 4 things Money Makeup Mobile Neeche dekh... Abey.. Tere neeche dekh Quote
mahesh1 Posted August 28, 2014 Report Posted August 28, 2014 Y do women lik to hav sex with lights off?Coz dey can't stand see a man have gud time Quote
mahesh1 Posted August 28, 2014 Report Posted August 28, 2014 Santa was rejected at a job interview..Wen he was asked to give an example on team work.. He said "gang rape" Quote
mahesh1 Posted August 28, 2014 Report Posted August 28, 2014 Teacher: y is sperm donation xpensive dan blood donation?Student: simple madam... Hand made things r always expensive Quote
mahesh1 Posted August 28, 2014 Report Posted August 28, 2014 Life' This is perhaps the most profound philosophy I have heard in recent times: "Life is like a penis - simple, relaxed and hanging free...it's women who make it hard." Quote
summer27 Posted October 9, 2014 Author Report Posted October 9, 2014 Boyfriend : Aaj fir tum per pyaar aaya hai... Girlfriend : Hila k sojaa mujhe bhukaar aaya hai.. Quote
summer27 Posted October 9, 2014 Author Report Posted October 9, 2014 English Marriage : You may kiss the bride. Indian Marriage : You may now sleep with the stranger. Quote
summer27 Posted October 9, 2014 Author Report Posted October 9, 2014 Puri raat sex k baad thaki hui Aurat Dr k pas Gayi"Mere pati ko s*e*x ki goli tumne di thi. Dr-Ha. Aurat-Sale biwi bhi apni deni thi na Quote
complete_faking Posted October 9, 2014 Report Posted October 9, 2014 Puri raat sex k baad thaki hui Aurat Dr k pas Gayi"Mere pati ko s*e*x ki goli tumne di thi. Dr-Ha. Aurat-Sale biwi bhi apni deni thi na Hahahaha Quote
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