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No spamming in this thread pls..

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No spamming in this thread pls..

 

babu garu DB founder a meru from 2008 nunchi vunaru Db lo

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136 pages chadivi 10gava inka kavali antunav

 

ayipoyindi eppudo... varaniki o sari ltt chesta... kottavi emanna vestademo ani $^^E

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Rajnikanth doesn't answer nature's call, Nature answer's Rajni's call...

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a guy went for blood test, the blood was not coming out so the nurse sucked his finger for blood.Next day the guy went to do urine test

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The Holy Orgasm sounds like, "Oh God! Oh God!"
 
The Positive Orgasm sounds like, "Oh yes! Oh yes!"
 
The Accidental Orgasm sounds like, "Oh shit! Oh shit!"
 
The fake orgasm sounds like, "Oh *INSERT YOUR NAME HERE*!"
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How are men like spiders?

When they are on the web, they always get their hands sticky.

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A guy is going down on his girlfriend and says, "Man you have a big pussy! Man you have a big pussy!"
 
She snaps back, "Why'd you say it twice?"
 
He replies, "I didn't..."
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LIFE IS A LOT LIKE A P*ENIS
simple,soft,straight,relaxed and hanging freely.....Then a WOMEN makes it hard
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Man: I was going to tell you a joke about my d*ick, but it's too long!
Woman: I was going to tell you a joke about my p*ussy, but you'll never get it!

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