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Notice at Church: Do nt leave ur mobiles, purses, wallets, handbags, girl friends unattended.Others may think it is an answer to their prayers

 

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Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.

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Valentines week is Diwali for Condom manufacturers...

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P*orn stars concentrate only on the first five letters of entertainment.

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BEFORE SEX: you help each other get naked. AFTER SEX: you only dress yourself.

Moral of the story, in life, no one helps you once ur f*cked

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Condom sex is like when you burn your tongue and can't taste anything but you still eating cuz you hungry...!!!

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Salesgirl :Sir no smoking in d shop
Man: but i bought cigarettes frm ur shop.
Salesgirl: Sir we sell Condoms too, bt it doesn mean u start Fu-king us right here..

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BEFORE SEX: you help each other get naked. AFTER SEX: you only dress yourself.

Moral of the story, in life, no one helps you once ur f*cked

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Some one asking me "What is 79" ?
 
answer: 69 + service tax + Vat = '79'
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May all our up's & down's be between the sheets !

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3 stages of girls life:
 
-birth
-"Mai kaisi lag rahi hun"
-death
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Kiss: The best way to shut a girl up!

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3 LIFE RULES ~ •Don’t shop when u r hungry •Don’t date when u r horny  •Don’t call when u r drunk

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