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Behind every Woman is a Man, trying to do her doggy style . .

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Be a Gentleman knowing when to hold her hand .... Be a Man knowing when to pull her hair

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"We need to chill" ~ Definition = We need to have sex, but not develop any feelings

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Don't judge women by kilos, you don't want to be judged by inches.

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Men doing housework is via*gra for women . . .

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Not sure about virginity but everyone loses their innocence after first love.

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Va*ginas r like d weather . . . . If it’s wet, it’s time to go inside !

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Girls mature faster then men coz men don't usually
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develop bre*asts till they are in their 40's!!

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Big b*oobs don't count if you are fat.

Big di*cks don't count if you are one.

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On February 19, 2016 at 0:07 PM, summer27 said:

Kiss: The best way to shut a girl up!

No its BJ

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On April 2, 2016 at 5:39 PM, summer27 said:

Va*ginas r like d weather . . . . If it’s wet, it’s time to go inside !

@3$%

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Ee thread unlock ayyinda..

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