Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

A burp is a fart that took the elevator

[summer27]

There r three sizes of condoms ~ Small . . . Medium . . . Liar

[summer27]

There r three sizes of condoms ~ Small . . . Medium . . . Liar

[summer27]

Duniya ka yahi dastoor hai dost, Garib apni biwi ko maare to 'Domestic Violence', ameer maare to 'Spanking'.

[summer27]

women with straight hair want curls,
women with curls want straight hair,

men are simple
they just want hair on their head to stay

[summer27]

women with straight hair want curls,
women with curls want straight hair,

men are simple
they just want hair on their head to stay

[summer27]

Evil?

I can do evil.

I'm a woman dammit. It's a factory setting.

[summer27]

Evil?

I can do evil.

I'm a woman dammit. It's a factory setting.

[summer27]

She: U r my 2am thought 3am writing 4am dream n 5am alarm He: and u r my 6am reality

[summer27]

Truth of life:

While finding that one soul mate, you will find many jerk mates. 

[summer27]

Truth of life:

While finding that one soul mate, you will find many jerk mates. 

[summer27]

There are 2 types of girls in the world:

1. Ones who swallow.
2. Ones who get cheated on.

[summer27]

There are 2 types of girls in the world:

1. Ones who swallow.
2. Ones who get cheated on.

[summer27]

There are 2 types of girls in the world:

1. Ones who swallow.
2. Ones who get cheated on.

[summer27]

There are 2 types of girls in the world:

1. Ones who swallow.
2. Ones who get cheated on.