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I am dating with my Right hand and cheating on my left hand..

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Burj khalifa is known for height
&
Mia khalifa is known for depth

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If Sex is the question ... 'No' is the wrong Answer !!!

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A woman's nipples and a man's testicles, are the best weather apps. 

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Indians will wait 25 years to have sex but not 25 seconds for the traffic signal to turn green.

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Gujarati boy : hello kem cho?
Delhi boy : Abey ban cho

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Irony of a woman
All day puts on make up,Puts on a Se*xy Perfume & Make d best hairstyle
Finaly Ppl look at her & say
Wow,nice bo()bs nice a*ss

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A naked woman robbed a bank yesterday. Nobody could remember her face.

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When a woman puts on a low cut shirt, she’s basically saying she wants to win all arguments for the day

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1 hour ago, summer27 said:

When a woman puts on a low cut shirt, she’s basically saying she wants to win all arguments for the day

oh.....ok

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Ltt

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Marry her if she know the art of "making the bed"

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Son : Dad, are mermaids fish or women? 
Dad : It depends whether you're hungry or horny!

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