summer27 Posted January 26, 2017 Author Report Posted January 26, 2017 "Quick, have sex with me, I'll explain later" -- (most) MEN Quote
summer27 Posted January 26, 2017 Author Report Posted January 26, 2017 WINTER TIPS Morning : Two EGGS with MILK Evening : Two PEGS with CHIPS Night : Two LEGS with HIPS Quote
summer27 Posted January 26, 2017 Author Report Posted January 26, 2017 Most of the girls don't watch p*orn just because when websites ask their age, they refuse to answer. Quote
summer27 Posted January 26, 2017 Author Report Posted January 26, 2017 When a bengali girl says....... Gola daba do mera!!", It means.......... .. .. .. Press my neck! Quote
summer27 Posted January 26, 2017 Author Report Posted January 26, 2017 All the men are like "Spider Man". They end up with sticky hands after using the web!! Quote
summer27 Posted January 26, 2017 Author Report Posted January 26, 2017 Sexiest break up line for guys ~ "I have no 'hard' feelings for you" Quote
summer27 Posted January 26, 2017 Author Report Posted January 26, 2017 Forget human; even when two batteries are in 69 position, generate current. Quote
Bhai Posted January 26, 2017 Report Posted January 26, 2017 2 hours ago, summer27 said: When a bengali girl says....... Gola daba do mera!!", It means.......... .. .. .. Press my neck! lol Quote
Bhai Posted February 11, 2017 Report Posted February 11, 2017 On 2/8/2017 at 4:16 PM, snake_ said: k lite Quote
rrc_2015 Posted February 11, 2017 Report Posted February 11, 2017 On 1/25/2017 at 11:55 PM, summer27 said: When a bengali girl says....... Gola daba do mera!!", It means.......... .. .. .. Press my neck! E joke artham kaale Quote
summer27 Posted February 21, 2017 Author Report Posted February 21, 2017 GF before date- sab moh maya hai. After date- sab munh me aaya hai.. Quote
summer27 Posted February 21, 2017 Author Report Posted February 21, 2017 Taking your girl out for Paani Puri date is the best way to find out how big is her mouth to give you a bj. Quote
summer27 Posted February 21, 2017 Author Report Posted February 21, 2017 Sometimes, when I'm in bed... Alone with my thoughts. I reflect on my life decisions...contemplate change... ...then I usually surf porn Quote
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