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In the bedroom,
there’s a big difference between “don’t, stop” and “don’t stop”

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A dirty book is rarely dusty . . .

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Our national game is mostly, playing with others feelings..

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Masturbation means never having to hear, "No."

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On 2/11/2017 at 7:37 AM, rrc_2015 said:

E joke artham kaale

Jokes post cheyyadame oka pani anukuntunte..daani explanation kooda veyyalante kashtam bhayya..@3$%

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On 2/11/2017 at 9:07 PM, rrc_2015 said:

E joke artham kaale

Hindi lo gola ante round or circular ani

gala ante neck ani

Bengalis' a ni o la prnounce chestaru  inaka ardam kaledante @~`

 

  • 3 months later...
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I'm not in the mood to f*uck around today.. just straight f*ucking will do.

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In a Office two women were discussing about the New Male Colleague.

1st Woman: He Dresses very well.

2nd Woman: And very Quickly also!!

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So when Aladdin rubs something and gets rich it's a fairy tale but when other girls do it it's prostitution?

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On ‎2‎/‎21‎/‎2017 at 10:32 AM, Recyclebin said:

Hindi lo gola ante round or circular ani

gala ante neck ani

Bengalis' a ni o la prnounce chestaru  inaka ardam kaledante @~`

 

@3$%

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On 2/20/2017 at 10:04 PM, summer27 said:

Taking your girl out for Paani Puri date is the best way to find out how big is her mouth to give you a bj.

@3$%

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On ‎10‎/‎6‎/‎2016 at 9:38 PM, summer27 said:

Indians will wait 25 years to have sex but not 25 seconds for the traffic signal to turn green.

 

On ‎10‎/‎6‎/‎2016 at 9:30 PM, summer27 said:

Burj khalifa is known for height
&
Mia khalifa is known for depth

 

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On 11/4/2016 at 2:54 PM, ziboomba1 said:

ఓస్, శోభన మంటే ఇంతేనా, ఇదైతే మాఈరిగాడు రోజు చేస్తాడుగా!
నేనింకా ఏమిటో అనుకున్నానందట, అమాయక పెళ్లికూతురు

 

On 11/4/2016 at 2:56 PM, ziboomba1 said:

చాదస్తపు మొగుడు చెబితే వినడు గిల్లితే ఏడుస్తాడు
విషయం తక్కువ ఊపుడెక్కువ
బావా అని పలకరిస్తే రావా అని కొంగు పట్టుకున్నాడట

 

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