Bhai Posted September 8, 2017 Report Posted September 8, 2017 17 minutes ago, summer27 said: He: I deserve make up s*ex after this fight. She: An*al? He: Yes! She: *Pushes a lipstick up his a*ss* Remember men, fights are never over. Quote
summer27 Posted November 7, 2017 Author Report Posted November 7, 2017 Apple is coming out with a new smart phone model that’s also a vibrator They’ll call it the iMoan. Quote
summer27 Posted November 7, 2017 Author Report Posted November 7, 2017 A bra is the lunch box for breast-fed babies. Quote
summer27 Posted November 7, 2017 Author Report Posted November 7, 2017 Q : *What Will Happen If Earth Rotates 30 Times Faster?* A : Men Will Get Their Salary Everyday And Women Will Bleed To Death. Quote
summer27 Posted November 7, 2017 Author Report Posted November 7, 2017 Q : *Why Is Sex Like Shaving?* A : Well, Because No Matter How Well You Do It Today. Tomorrow You'll Have To Do It Again. Quote
summer27 Posted November 7, 2017 Author Report Posted November 7, 2017 Q : *What Is The Difference Between A Panty & A Stage Curtain?* A : When You Pull Down The Stage Curtain, The Show Is Over, But When You Pull Down The Panty.. It Is Showtime! Quote
summer27 Posted November 7, 2017 Author Report Posted November 7, 2017 A husband and wife visited a farm. They saw a bull having sex with a cow. The wife asked the farm manager. Wife: "How many times does a bull have sex per day?" Manager: "6 times a day." The wife looked at her husband and said ".... u see!" Then the husband asked the manager Husband: "U mean 6 times a day with the same cow?" Manager: "No, no, with different cows everyday." Husband looked to his wife and said: " ....u see!" Quote
kiladi bullodu Posted November 8, 2017 Report Posted November 8, 2017 2 hours ago, summer27 said: A bra is the lunch box for breast-fed babies. smoothie bar anta tom bhaiyya pmed Quote
kiladi bullodu Posted November 8, 2017 Report Posted November 8, 2017 1 hour ago, summer27 said: Q : *What Is The Difference Between A Panty & A Stage Curtain?* A : When You Pull Down The Stage Curtain, The Show Is Over, But When You Pull Down The Panty.. It Is Showtime! not all panties Quote
summer27 Posted January 22, 2018 Author Report Posted January 22, 2018 Dr. - Muh kholo Girl - Excuse me!!! I have a Boyfriend Quote
summer27 Posted January 22, 2018 Author Report Posted January 22, 2018 Girls and fonts : The bolder, the better. Quote
summer27 Posted January 22, 2018 Author Report Posted January 22, 2018 They say you are what you eat... so exactly how many d**cks did you eat today?? Quote
summer27 Posted January 22, 2018 Author Report Posted January 22, 2018 Karan Johar selling Wheat by the roadside: Gay hoon le lo... Gay hoon le lo... Quote
summer27 Posted January 22, 2018 Author Report Posted January 22, 2018 Husband is praying before going to bed. Wife: What are you praying for? Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me Quote
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