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summer27 Posted March 23, 2018 Author Report Posted March 23, 2018 When someone asks me if I'm seeing anyone, I automatically assume they're talking about a psychiatrist. Quote
summer27 Posted March 23, 2018 Author Report Posted March 23, 2018 There is no key to a woman’s heart. There’s only a password that changes regularly. Quote
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