summer27 Posted March 23, 2018 Author Report Posted March 23, 2018 Do saheliyaan sex change operation ke liye operation theatre mein thi. Unke pareshaan rishtedaar baahar wait kar rahe they Tabhi OT ki light green hui... Doctor nikla... Aur mask utaarte hue bola.... _*Mubarak ho. Laude lag gaye*_ Quote
WHAT Posted March 23, 2018 Report Posted March 23, 2018 “Hey Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?” “No son, have you seen my dad glasses?” Quote
summer27 Posted March 23, 2018 Author Report Posted March 23, 2018 My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So I'm off to find a bar with mirror. Quote
summer27 Posted March 23, 2018 Author Report Posted March 23, 2018 Q : *Why Are Condoms Transparent?*v A : So That Sperms Can At Least Enjoy The Scene Even If Their Entry Is Restricted! Quote
summer27 Posted March 23, 2018 Author Report Posted March 23, 2018 Q : *What Is The New Aids Awareness Slogan?* A : Try Different Positions With The Same Woman Instead Of Same Position With Different Women. Quote
summer27 Posted March 23, 2018 Author Report Posted March 23, 2018 Q : *What Will Happen If Earth Rotates 30 Times Faster?* A : Men Will Get Their Salary Everyday And Women Will Bleed To Death. Quote
summer27 Posted March 23, 2018 Author Report Posted March 23, 2018 Q : *Why Did Newton Commit Suicide?* A : Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Motion Quote
WHAT Posted March 23, 2018 Report Posted March 23, 2018 Me: What's the wifi password? Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. Me: Okay, I'll have a coke. Bartender: Is Pepsi okay? Me: Sure. How much is that? Bartender: $3. Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password? Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase. Quote
iPhoneX Posted March 27, 2018 Report Posted March 27, 2018 On 3/23/2018 at 10:21 AM, WHAT said: “Hey Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?” “No son, have you seen my dad glasses?” Quote
summer27 Posted July 13, 2018 Author Report Posted July 13, 2018 Santa went to KBC. Bachan ji asked him question : Name some films that almost have the same stories? Santa replied : Blue films. 😎 Quote
AlaElaAlaEla Posted July 13, 2018 Report Posted July 13, 2018 Balayya – Balayya round ga thiruguthu vunadu Jr Ntr – Enduku babai round ga thiruguthu vunnavu Balayya – Nenu okadiki call chesthe vallu therigi prayatninchandi ani annaru andhuke! Jr Ntr – Nevvu keka babai!! Quote
Crazy_Robert Posted July 13, 2018 Report Posted July 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, AlaElaAlaEla said: Balayya – Balayya round ga thiruguthu vunadu Jr Ntr – Enduku babai round ga thiruguthu vunnavu Balayya – Nenu okadiki call chesthe vallu therigi prayatninchandi ani annaru andhuke! Jr Ntr – Nevvu keka babai!! Quote
AlaElaAlaEla Posted July 13, 2018 Report Posted July 13, 2018 TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water? Balayya: “HIJKLMNO” !! TEACHER : Idiot What are you talking about? Balayya : Yesterday you said it’s H to O ! Quote
Desi_guy Posted July 13, 2018 Report Posted July 13, 2018 Power cut in Balaya home.. Jr NTR brings candle.. NTR ki chamatalu pattai Balaya: undu..fan on chesta Jr NTR: nee telivi tellarinatte undi... Fan veste candle aaripodaa!!! Quote
Desi_guy Posted July 13, 2018 Report Posted July 13, 2018 Balayya’s 60th B’day NTR – Cake meeda BULB endhuku petav babai? Balayya – 60 Candels pettadam kastam kada andhukani, 60 wats bulb pettanu..! NTR – Nuvvu keka babai Quote
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