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Teacher:oree baliga,Assam is special for what product?
Balayya:I Dont know mam.
Teacher:Ok I'll give you a clue, from where do you get tea powder?
Balayya: From our neighbour's house!!!

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Once a Donkey Kicked Balayya & Ran away.

Balayya started chasing & found a zebra & started beating by saying

“dress maruste kanipettalena !!!!!!!!!!!! 

CITI_c$y  CITI_c$y

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A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "B(.)obs!"

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If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small b(.)obs.

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On 7/13/2018 at 7:05 PM, Desi_guy said:

Once a Donkey Kicked Balayya & Ran away.

Balayya started chasing & found a zebra & started beating by saying

“dress maruste kanipettalena !!!!!!!!!!!! 

CITI_c$y  CITI_c$y

CITI_c$y 

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On 11/30/2018 at 1:42 AM, Raasko said:

()>> @summer27

its a shame....we dont have many more theddulu like this ...eppudoo pulka gola, aada IDs edupulu....

Idhi the best legendary thread of ALL. Read from the start...

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1 hour ago, reality said:

Idhi the best legendary thread of ALL. Read from the start...

avun baa.... @summer27 vuncle contribution bl@st

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LTT

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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes

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One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

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What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"? About three inches.

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