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If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a , but if a man does it… He's gay, definitely gay.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"

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The only reason the term 'Ladies first' was invented was for the guy to check out the woman's ass.

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Friends are like b*o(o)bs. Some big,some small. Some real, some fake.

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A pe*nis is like a Rubik's Cube - the more you play with it, the harder it gets.

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My boss touched me inappropriately at work today. It's okay though, I'm self-employed.

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భార్య: మీకసలు పేకాటలో డబ్బులు రావుగా, మరి రాత్రేంటి అంత డబ్బుతెచ్చారు..??

భర్త:: కాంతం, అంతా కోల్పోయి ధర్మరాజులాగా నా "భార్య" ని పణంగా పెడుతున్నా అన్నా. దాంతో యదవలు గెలిచిన డబ్బంతా వదిలి పారిపోయారు!

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Girls wearing transparent dresses, have zero confidence in the imagination power of men ..

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I'd rather be busy fu*cking, than f*ucking busy.

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In a Office two women were discussing about the New Male Colleague.

1st Woman: He Dresses very well.

2nd Woman: And very Quickly also!!

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Wife : Mere husband ka accident hogaya, tab se khada nahi ho raha.

Dr :Muh mei le ke dekho

 Wife:Bhosdike! Husband khada nahi ho pa raha.

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"Fine" - The most lethal F word a woman can say to a man ...

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LTT for newcomers..

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