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Strange but true: There r two things that men always want women to do in a hurry...

Dress &
Undress

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The tiger who acted in Sajid Khan's Himmatwala ... Is now considering leaving Bollywood and going back to the Zoo . His career is Ruined

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You can usually judge a woman's hotness by how many times your girlfriend calls her a **

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Didn't celebrate Holi because of water shortage? Do celebrate Fool's Day. No shortage on that front

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Kiddish Breakup: a boy threw 6 cricket balls at his gf. GF: "wat the hell was that?". BOY: "its over"

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Gynecologists have reported that no banker's wife has ever delivered a baby in month of December!!! ;)

Happy March Ending!! =D

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Guys have d*icks cause if girls had it, they would want condoms in 100 colors, designs,shapes, with bows and wonder if it made them look fat!

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Drawing is the second best thing that requires your hands and imaginative power to work simultaneously. ­...!!

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No matter how bad you are, you are not totally useless. You can always be used as a bad example.

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1364872046' post='1303525222']
Drawing is the second best thing that requires your hands and imaginative power to work simultaneously. ­...!!
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Cant praise you more mama... :)

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1364871963' post='1303525213']
Guys have d*icks cause if girls had it, they would want condoms in 100 colors, designs,shapes, with bows and wonder if it made them look fat!
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no wonder

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Baby, baby, baby ooh!

Mom: *walks in* Are you listening to Justin Bieber?

Daughter: No, I'm watching p*orn.

Mom: Oh, thank goodness.

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