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Business is like B*oobs. It Bounces Up & Down.

Friendship is like Sex. Life has no Meaning without it.

Time is like an A*sshole. What Passes out, doesn't come back.

Life is like a P*ussy hole. It's Filled with Pleasure & Pain.

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1364959344' post='1303532064']
Business is like B*oobs. It Bounces Up & Down.

Friendship is like Sex. Life has no Meaning without it.

Time is like an A*sshole. What Passes out, doesn't come back.

Life is like a P*ussy hole. It's Filled with Pleasure & Pain.
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Sex VEDANTHAM.... :P

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FB Chatting -
Boy: Wow. You look so perfect with an incredible body and flower like skin. What do you use? Girl:Adobe photoshop

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The ladder of success is best climbed by stepping on someone else's opportunity.

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1365051695' post='1303539913']
FB Chatting -
Boy: Wow. You look so perfect with an incredible body and flower like skin. What do you use? Girl:Adobe photoshop
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[img]http://i.imgflip.com/uejm.gif[/img]

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[color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]A boyfriend should make his girlfriend's pussy wet, not her eyes AND a girlfriend should make her boyfriend's dick hard, not his life![/background][/font][/color]

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Just In - Bappi Lahiri's net worth is down by 50% as gold rates falls to new low.

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Free FB Advice for boys: Don't ever comment on a girls pic..if you do, you keep getting notifications for atleast 3 months...

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Men Will Be Busy With Their IPL!!! And, Women Will Get A Break From I-Pill

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1366051597' post='1303607178']
Free FB Advice for boys: Don't ever comment on a girls pic..if you do, you keep getting notifications for atleast 3 months...
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@3$% @3$% @3$%

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SLICE is just a mango drink,not a mango flavored condom! Take it easy katrina..!! Dont give Kaamasutra expressions for an aamsutra ad

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74% of women enjoy performing oral sex on their partners... After reading the above all men feel they are stuck with the other 26%..

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Alcohol; A fluid used to help white people dance

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Tongue Twister: She Offered Him Honor. He Honored Her Offer. And Then The Whole Night In Honor Of Her Offer He Was Onher & Offher!

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1366113158' post='1303611043']
Tongue Twister: She Offered Him Honor. He Honored Her Offer. And Then The Whole Night In Honor Of Her Offer He Was Onher & Offher!
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easygane unde [img]http://lh6.ggpht.com/-_7URNWnxRFI/TtLgk6jQVEI/AAAAAAAAFeg/94k7vn3tx_A/s150/Kota-3.gif[/img]

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