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Who invented the blow job? Like who just wakes up one day and thinks "Today I will suck a d*ick"

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1366735403' post='1303650757']
If a man f*ucks a man , he's called "GAY" If a man fucks 11 men , he's called "GAYLE"
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iPhone is the SALMAN KHAN of the mobile world. Expensive, Just one design, Same performance, No change or enhancement, Blind fan following.

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[url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-iCQji-U67n0/UNiROTRHhoI/AAAAAAAADTo/DWK9HOnYXrI/s1600/hooked.gif"][img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-iCQji-U67n0/UNiROTRHhoI/AAAAAAAADTo/DWK9HOnYXrI/s1600/hooked.gif[/img][/url] HBD Sachin

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Friend: "Dude, she has a boyfriend!".
Me: "Yeah, so? Football has a goalkeeper, but it doesn't mean you can't score!"

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1366743322' post='1303651882']
Friend: "Dude, she has a boyfriend!".
Me: "Yeah, so? Football has a goalkeeper, but it doesn't mean you can't score!"
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@3$%

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Wife ne b00bs hilake dikhaya.Hubs ne apna bahr nikal k dikhaya.Wife guse me-Mera matlb h dudwala kab ayega!Hsbd: mera mtlab hai 1 Ghante me

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Girl: What do u prefer? Breasts or Legs??
Kuljit: Choot..!
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Girl slaps & says: "Randi Khana nahi hai Bhosdi ke, KFC ka counter hai ye"

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A 'cleave' hangs as per 'age.'....

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King ne railway reservation form mein Ling ke samne likha-3-4inch.
Lady clerk-ye kya he?kato ise.
King: kitna?
Lady:pura.
King-Ma chudao,Bus se chala

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Public Toilet me likha tha:Duniya Chand Per Paunch Gayi Tu Yahin Baitha Hai?
Baalu ne niche likh diya:Bas Dho Ke Ja Raha Hu Waha Pani Nhi Hai

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Relationship Status of Sherlyn Chopra- Cucumber

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Girlfriend : You're like an umbrella.
Boyfriend : You mean I'm always here to protect you?
Girlfriend : No, you stop me from getting wet.

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Love is never having to say you're sorry.......... for secretly masturbating in the toilet.

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