The Warrior Posted June 20, 2015 Report Posted June 20, 2015 Salesgirl :Sir no smoking in d shopMan: but i bought cigarettes frm ur shop. Lol Salesgirl: Sir we sell Condoms too, bt it doesn mean u start Fu-king us right here.. Quote
arshad Posted June 20, 2015 Report Posted June 20, 2015 Things we should be learning from dogs: 1. Love 2. Trust 3. Loyalty BUT What we learned - POSITION. Quote
summer27 Posted August 3, 2015 Author Report Posted August 3, 2015 ltt for humane and manonfire.. Quote
summer27 Posted August 3, 2015 Author Report Posted August 3, 2015 Satire is being silly about the serious. Romance is the exact opposite Quote
summer27 Posted August 3, 2015 Author Report Posted August 3, 2015 If a guy remembered your eye color after the first date you probably have small b*o*o*bs Quote
manjunath455 Posted August 3, 2015 Report Posted August 3, 2015 If a guy remembered your eye color after the first date you probably have small b*o*o*bs :giggle: Quote
summer27 Posted August 3, 2015 Author Report Posted August 3, 2015 What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. Quote
summer27 Posted August 3, 2015 Author Report Posted August 3, 2015 A an old man in his 70's walked into a bar. After a while, a girl with a purple, blue, red (rainbow) colorful hair came in. The old man kept staring at the girl. The girl got mad and said, “Hey old man, didn’t you do anything crazy when you were young. Old man replied, “I did, like f*cking a parrot and I was wondering if you were my daughter.” Quote
summer27 Posted August 3, 2015 Author Report Posted August 3, 2015 A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked Dad why? He answered, so that when I am dead, no one will chase your mum. Quote
summer27 Posted August 3, 2015 Author Report Posted August 3, 2015 One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife’s arm. The wife turns over and says “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. “Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?” Quote
manjunath455 Posted August 3, 2015 Report Posted August 3, 2015 One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife’s arm. The wife turns over and says “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. “Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?” :giggle: :giggle: Quote
summer27 Posted August 3, 2015 Author Report Posted August 3, 2015 One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, “Anything you say can and will be held against you.” He replies “B*RE*ASTS.” Quote
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