ManOnFire Posted August 9, 2015 Report Posted August 9, 2015 i am good, neeku PM chesa no reply Tambaram lo tamil tambhila titti teesthunava Choosa ya after long time eeyala open chesa DB... Chennai done... Quote
ChandraSekharCherukuri Posted August 9, 2015 Report Posted August 9, 2015 Choosa ya after long time eeyala open chesa DB... Chennai done... iipudu eekada marii ? Quote
summer27 Posted August 10, 2015 Author Report Posted August 10, 2015 Johnny’s girlfriend was in labor with they first child. She was shouting out, “Get this out of me? Give me the drugs.” She looked at him and said, “You did this to me you *******!” He casually replied, “If you would care to remember, I wanted to stick it up your a*s*s but you said, ‘it’ll be too painful!’.” Quote
summer27 Posted August 10, 2015 Author Report Posted August 10, 2015 A teenage daughter comes home in a rage. ‘I’ve just done s*e*x education in school today, Dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!’ Dad put's down the paper he is working on, takes the shotgun and says : ‘Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.’ ” Quote
summer27 Posted August 10, 2015 Author Report Posted August 10, 2015 Men are like…..Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. Quote
summer27 Posted August 10, 2015 Author Report Posted August 10, 2015 What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. Quote
summer27 Posted August 10, 2015 Author Report Posted August 10, 2015 Men are like…..Vacations. They never seem to be long enough. Quote
summer27 Posted August 10, 2015 Author Report Posted August 10, 2015 Men are like…..Snowstorms. You never know when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long he will last. Quote
ChandraSekharCherukuri Posted August 10, 2015 Report Posted August 10, 2015 Men are like…..Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. Quote
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