Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.

[summer27]

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

 

[summer27]

Deadly insult - Whoever's willing to f*u*ck you is just too lazy to jerk off

[ChandraSekharCherukuri]

Deadly insult - Whoever's willing to f*u*ck you is just too lazy to jerk off

[summer27]

A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman..

They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.

He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?"

He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you." 

[summer27]

Q) What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on their wedding night? 

 

A) "Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!"

[summer27]

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." 

 

"My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!" 

[summer27]

Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" 

 

She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!" 

[ChandraSekharCherukuri]

A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman..

They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.

He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?"

He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you." 

baa kocnham clear ga cheppu  ardam kala 

[summer27]

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL

[KOOL_KITTU]

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL

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[summer27]

Bus Conductor : Bachche ka full ticket lage ga!

Lady : Yeh to abhi nipple chusta hai!

Conductor : Woh to is ka baap bhi choosta hai, to kya uska bhi aadha logi?

 

 

[summer27]

tonto is common name among american indians, 

Kowalski is polish surname

baa kocnham clear ga cheppu  ardam kala 

 

[summer27]

Ek sardar ki suhag raat thi, Sardar apni biwi ke peeche dalne laga to wo boli, na na sardar jee peeche nahi aage.

 

Sardar Bola - tumhein kaise pata hai.

 

Biwi Boli - Mera boy friend mere agay dalta tha

 

Sardar Bola - Achcha, par mera boy friend to mere peeche dalta tha

 

 

[summer27]

“A daughter asked her mother, "Mom, how do you spell 'scrotum'?"

Her mom replied, "Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”