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The real reason women will never be the ones to propose:
As soon as she gets on her knees, he will start unzipping his pants.

 

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kotta jokes veyavayya... utta ltt deniki bye1


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He: I deserve make up sex after this fight.
She: a*n*al?
He: Yes!
She: *Pushes a lipstick up his ass*
Remember men, fights are never over.
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V*aginas r like the weather . . . . If it’s wet, it’s time to go inside !

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The sense of power is only a perspective ! U mayb on ur knees, but u got him by the balls

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Everyone is sexy. Until you have sex with them.

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