Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[Rocky143]

1 hour ago, summer27 said:

Ee thread unlock ayyinda..

Yo... 

[Butterthief]

[summer27]

"Divided by ego, United by gossips" - Women
"Divided by women, United by Liquor" - Men

[summer27]

Failed a job interview earlier today
Apparently, a Threesome is NOT a proof that you have worked as part of a team..

[Butterthief]

Just now, summer27 said:

Failed a job interview earlier today
Apparently, a Threesome is NOT a proof that you have worked as part of a team..

 

[summer27]

Start the day with a smile. Finish it with an orgasm.

[summer27]

AIM HIGH
Or U will spoil ur shoes!!

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Written on the walls of a Men’s toilet..!!

[summer27]

Kejriwal and Poonampandey both captivated the imagination of millions of indians with their promise to expose...!

[summer27]

Get on my d*i*ck, not on my nerves !

[summer27]

SRK- am a hard working man

Sunny Leone- i like working on hard men

[summer27]

The one thing which you lose but still feel like you won something: Virginity.

[summer27]

Somewhere in  between...

"Uncle chocolate dena" & "Chocolate wala dena", 

we all grew up...

[Rocky143]

6 minutes ago, summer27 said:

SRK- am a hard working man

Sunny Leone- i like working on hard men

 

[summer27]

He: I deserve make up sex after this fight.
She: A*nal?
He: Yes!
She: *Pushes a lipstick up his a*ss*
Remember men, fights are never over.

[summer27]

A burp is a fart that took the elevator